At least that's what I'm thinking today about the sucktomers I've been dealing with.
I think that about you when you call up my restaurant and ask "are you open?" No, moron, I'm not open. I love being in my restaurant, answering the phone, when I'm not open. If you'd have any brain cells left, when you hear my voice greeting you, would be to ask "what are your hours today?"
I know, that's asking too much.
Also, special props to the Ronco Do-It-Yourself Lobotomy Kit user that I had to deal with ordering 5 sandwiches. Yes, I can read what little is left in your mind and tell which sandwiches you want.
Maybe you getting a Lobotomy was a bad idea, because there must not have been much horsepower in your head to start with.
Vacation in late February can't come soon enough.
I think that about you when you call up my restaurant and ask "are you open?" No, moron, I'm not open. I love being in my restaurant, answering the phone, when I'm not open. If you'd have any brain cells left, when you hear my voice greeting you, would be to ask "what are your hours today?"
I know, that's asking too much.
Also, special props to the Ronco Do-It-Yourself Lobotomy Kit user that I had to deal with ordering 5 sandwiches. Yes, I can read what little is left in your mind and tell which sandwiches you want.
Maybe you getting a Lobotomy was a bad idea, because there must not have been much horsepower in your head to start with.
Vacation in late February can't come soon enough.
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