Nascar Jammies!

[Rapscallion]

"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."

Isn't that from Firefly?

Rapscallion

[Sparkticus]

yeah, not long before Mal says about cotton dresses having a whole "airflow" thing

[wagegoth]

Isn't that from Firefly?

Rapscallion

Yes. From "Our Mrs. Reynolds."

[Broomjockey]

Yes. From "Our Mrs. Reynolds."

Personally, one of my favourite episodes, because of the floral bonnet, the airflow bit, and "the special hell"

[Sparkticus]

Personally, one of my favourite episodes, because of the floral bonnet, the airflow bit, and "the special hell"

haha ditto... this eppie and Ariel are my two favs...

Mind you, I love 'em all... must have watched each ep somewhere close to a minimum of five times or so *hides*

[Becks]

I hope Gitmo has a pool.

If it doesn't...well, us fangirls can take a road trip.

If you are an American citizen traveling abroad and your passport is seized by the local authorities ( For molesting farm yard animals or some such ) do you:


A) Plead innocent. The goat was legal age of consent.
B) Contact the US Embassy in that country for assistance.
C) Forge yourself a fake replacement passport then attempt to re-enter the US via Canada.

If you guessed C, you may be currently stuck at YVR with your pants down waiting for Officer Coldhands to finish pulling his latex gloves on.

What happens when someone chooses option A?

Me: "Our travel agents arrive at 8am pacific."
SC: "What's that in regular time?"

Oh, sorry. I wasn't aware you were calling from the center of the universe. I apologize for my rudeness in daring to offer you our business hours in the format of an insignificant freak of a timezone such as Pacific. I should have noticed the gravitational pull that indicated that myself and the rest of the world were, in fact, revolving around your grossly inflated self importance. Again, my sincere apologies.

Biscuit. I'd love to see the reaction when that person finds out about Alaskan and Hawaiian time.

[Ackee]

Gravekeeper, speechless?

Oh man....




........

While I'm sure it was a perfectly legitimate call considering the account ( a medical lab ), it doesn't change the fact a guy just asked me if I can could come pick up his semen.

I really have no punch line here. There's just not much I can say to follow that up.

Oh, this just had me in in stiches...

[tollbaby]

So, GK is cute, funny and has a sexy accented voice? *swoon*

Accented???? Although female, my "accent" is pretty similar to GK's.... I'm curious to see why this would be a plus. No one I know has ever wanted me or swooned due to my accent LOL (maybe it's only for the boys)

[Andara Bledin]

Accented???? Although female, my "accent" is pretty similar to GK's.... I'm curious to see why this would be a plus. No one I know has ever wanted me or swooned due to my accent LOL (maybe it's only for the boys)

That's very possible.

Canadian accents seem to sound better on men.... and Russian accents are sexier on women... *shrug*

^-.-^

[repsac]

Nascar isn't limited to humans.... http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/funny_helmet_cat.jpg

[ParkingWitch]

ok ok cute scary scared cat, but repsac NHRA is National Hot Rod Association (drag racing) Still cute scary scared cat.

[Imogene]

No one I know has ever wanted me or swooned due to my accent LOL (maybe it's only for the boys)

More than likely, I'd swoon at your accent, if I ever heard your voice.