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Quoth wagegoth View PostYes. From "Our Mrs. Reynolds."
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Quoth Broomjockey View PostPersonally, one of my favourite episodes, because of the floral bonnet, the airflow bit, and "the special hell"
Mind you, I love 'em all... must have watched each ep somewhere close to a minimum of five times or so *hides*"Ah, he's not the first psycho to hire us, nor the last. You think that's a commentary on us?"
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI hope Gitmo has a pool.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostIf you are an American citizen traveling abroad and your passport is seized by the local authorities ( For molesting farm yard animals or some such ) do you:
A) Plead innocent. The goat was legal age of consent.
B) Contact the US Embassy in that country for assistance.
C) Forge yourself a fake replacement passport then attempt to re-enter the US via Canada.
If you guessed C, you may be currently stuck at YVR with your pants down waiting for Officer Coldhands to finish pulling his latex gloves on.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostMe: "Our travel agents arrive at 8am pacific."
SC: "What's that in regular time?"
Oh, sorry. I wasn't aware you were calling from the center of the universe. I apologize for my rudeness in daring to offer you our business hours in the format of an insignificant freak of a timezone such as Pacific. I should have noticed the gravitational pull that indicated that myself and the rest of the world were, in fact, revolving around your grossly inflated self importance. Again, my sincere apologies.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Gravekeeper, speechless?
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostOh man....
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While I'm sure it was a perfectly legitimate call considering the account ( a medical lab ), it doesn't change the fact a guy just asked me if I can could come pick up his semen.
I really have no punch line here. There's just not much I can say to follow that up.
...but I'm a bastard and so desensitized to the scum of humanity that I'm immune to the Stun status effect.
Quoth Gravekeeper
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Quoth Killer Bees View PostSo, GK is cute, funny and has a sexy accented voice? *swoon*GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.
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Quoth tollbaby View PostAccented???? Although female, my "accent" is pretty similar to GK's.... I'm curious to see why this would be a plus. No one I know has ever wanted me or swooned due to my accent LOL (maybe it's only for the boys)
Canadian accents seem to sound better on men.... and Russian accents are sexier on women... *shrug*
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Nascar isn't limited to humans.... http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/funny_helmet_cat.jpgLearn wisdom by the follies of others.
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