2 bad physics jokes

[Cat]

They are old, but I like 'em


A proton walks into bar. The bartender says, “Get out!! We don’t serve electrons here!” “But, I’m a proton,” the proton says. The bartender asks,” Are you sure?” “Yes! I’m positive!!!”

An electron walks into a bar. He’s all surly, gumbling about life, his wife left him for a quark, his job was discussing ionizing. “I just can’t take it anymore,” he laments. To which the bartender replies, “Cheer up, don’t be so negative!!”

[Gawdzillers]

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting coefficient of friction.
Int-
μ!

[Cat]

***snicker***

Nice one

[ladyklack]

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting coefficient of friction.
Int-
μ!

I think I just died!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting coefficient of friction.
Int-
μ!

OK, that one took me a second...

[Nurian]

From Fallout 3:

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!

[Lachrymose]

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting coefficient of friction.
Int-
μ!

Oh god, I think you will be the winner of this thread for quite a while.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

From Fallout 3:

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!

Science and religion, finally coexisting. XD

[MergedLoki]

So a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender gives it to him. Neutron asks 'how much?' Bartender looks up and says 'For you neutron... No charge.'

[Chromatix]

Protestants have Mass as well...