Norwegian Poop...

[mjr]

Some dude (apparently) in Norway has been taking dumps on golf courses, in the holes...for ten years.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...still-at-large

[taxguykarl]

Gross....and the reason for this is?!

[drunkenwildmage]

That pretty much describes my golf game on a good day, so I guess not much different there.

[mjr]

Gross....and the reason for this is?!

They're not sure why the guy is doing it...

My theory is he's mad because he was rejected by the golf course years ago, and this is his way of getting revenge.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Oh yeah, I read about that on the Daily Upper Decker, which is now my go-to sports blog.

Hole in one, bitch.

[mjr]

Sing to the tune of "Norwegian Wood" by The Beatles:

"Norwegian Poop (On The Golf Course)"

I once had a thought, or should I say, had an idea
I was on hole two, drop-ping a deuce, Norwegian Poop.

Eighteen holes to pick so I knew I could poop anywhere
So I looked around and I picked hole two over there

I sat on my bike, biding my time, planning my crime
I waited 'til two and then I said, "It's time for poo"

I looked down at what I did and I started to laugh
I knew it would cause some sort of maintenance wrath

And when I awoke I watched the news, my crime was known
So I cracked a smile, I got them good, Norwegian Poop.

[Tama]

The better question is how did no one notice for ten years.

[mjr]

The better question is how did no one notice for ten years.

I think they noticed...they're just having trouble catching the guy.

[Boomslang]

It's probably Varg.
Anything that goes wrong in Norway is Varg's fault, by default.

[wolfie]

Anything that goes wrong in Norway is Varg's fault, by default.

Just like St. Andrew takes the blame for anything that gets shaken up in California.