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Quoth BearLeeBadenaugh View Postthe pronto's built in "BleeeeeP" hornFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester
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Quoth Deserted View PostI wonder why he bothered? Not enough volume to have any impact."If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM
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Quoth Deserted View PostI wonder why he bothered? Not enough volume to have any impact.
To hear Mom tell it: She farts louder than that!Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth prjkt View PostThat's one way to fill the airhorn, and another incentive for SCs to gtfo of the way"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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I've seriously considered getting an air horn for my son's wheelchair. People can be idiots.At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostI have my "Three Times" rule . . . which goes like this:
1st time = "Excuse me, please."
2nd time = "Excuse me, please."
3rd time = "EXCUSE ME!!!!" (bonus points for barking like good ol' R. Lee Ermey) as I move past, smile and say "Thank You" in my sickingly sweet voice.
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Reminds me of that Cheech and Chong bit - Sister Mary Elephant
"Class."
*kids making noise*
"Class."
*kids making noise*
"SHUT UP!!!!!11!"
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More like Sgt. Hooks in Police Academy 3. "Excuse me? Can I have everyone's attention please? [whistle] ZIP YOUR LIPS, SLAP YOUR BUTTS TO THE SEAT, AND LISTEN HARD!"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester
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Apart from the fact that if you were to use these,knowing my luck,after the third scream of MOVE,they'd turn round and you'd see them signing away,with their little DEAF/HARD OF HEARING badge on...The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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Quoth Kit-Ginevra View PostApart from the fact that if you were to use these,knowing my luck,after the third scream of MOVE,they'd turn round and you'd see them signing away,with their little DEAF/HARD OF HEARING badge on...
Way I see it is simply: you should've paid attention either of the first two times. As I've heard one coworker explain me to someone: she's cool until you piss her off. When DGoddess gets pissed off, she'll strip your soul a layer at a time. You don't want to piss off DGoddess if you can absolutely help it.
I guess Baby Beavis is right . . . sometimes I can be so scary I don't even realize it.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth Kit-Ginevra View PostApart from the fact that if you were to use these,knowing my luck,after the third scream of MOVE,they'd turn round and you'd see them signing away,with their little DEAF/HARD OF HEARING badge on..."If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM
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