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  • 'Bout time, huh?

    I'm back!

    I am now the senior night auditor at a posh four-star hotel. Here are the minuses:

    I have to kiss more backside,
    I have to listen to depressing hollywood music from half a century ago,
    I commute twelve miles to downtown by bus to save money,

    Now here are the pluses:

    The average guest is spending what I make in a week to stay there, and they're mostly pleasant business people that sleep all night. We also get the occasional celebrity: Robert Wagner, Harpo the Clown, and Adrienne Barbeau (Whooooooooo!) to name a few.

    The general manager is nuts--similar to me, but a different variety of "nuts." In short, someone I'm happy to work for.

    The rest of the staff is cool, and like my previous hotel, mostly women. I'm not complaining.

    The management prefer to have me work four ten-hour days per week, so I get full time with three-day weekends to plot global domination. Heh heh heh.

    There is health insurance that's paid pre-tax, bus passes that are almost half-off, membership in a nice credit union, and uniforms they clean and maintain (dress shirt, tie, and suit jacket.)

    Oh yeah, the job is easy too--especially when the guests are asleep. Heh heh.

    See you all in the chat room sometime!
    Last edited by Mad-Bassist; 09-28-2006, 07:55 PM.
    "They say that ignorance is bliss. But making fun of ignorant people is also pretty blissful." --Steve of collegehumor.com

  • #2
    Yeah, it's about damn time you made it back here.

    Glad to have a fellow metalhead on board.
    Sometimes life is altered.
    Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
    Uneasy with confrontation.
    Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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    • #3
      Rock on! Good to have you back!
      If you are thinking to yourself, "Hmmm, should I post this?" it should probably go HERE.

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      • #4
        Good to have you back. I was about to head for the admin panel to moderate you up (ooh, my grammar...) when I realised Mike had beaten me to it.

        Welcome back!

        Rapscallion

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        • #5
          Glad to have you back.
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #6
            Thanks all! I'm almost at the five month mark now (not counting the three weeks of corporate training while the hotel was under construction.)

            I might have a story or two to tell.

            Wanna see something messed up?

            "They say that ignorance is bliss. But making fun of ignorant people is also pretty blissful." --Steve of collegehumor.com

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            • #7
              OMG, that's just disturbing!
              Sometimes life is altered.
              Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
              Uneasy with confrontation.
              Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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              • #8
                I think you look very nice. I love a man in a suit. I'm not much for a military uniform since I had to look at them for 10+ years. You look professional.

                Oh, and yeah, welcome back.
                Woman are like guns, if you don't treat us right, we'll blow up in your face!

                Pain is your bodies way of telling you that you're still alive.

                I am also known as Liquid Skin and Silkekitten.

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                • #9
                  You look very nice in the suit...but NOTHING like a metalhead.

                  Now lets see Mad Mike in that suit. MUAHAHAHAHAAH.


                  Cute
                  In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
                  She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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                  • #10
                    I agree with Crazyredhead. You look very nice in that picture. Very much the dignified professional gentleman (and I do mean that as a compliment).
                    "Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit

                    "Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77

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                    • #11
                      Hee hee hee! Thanks Seanette and Crazyredhead. As for Cutenoob...



                      Mwahahahahaaaa!
                      "They say that ignorance is bliss. But making fun of ignorant people is also pretty blissful." --Steve of collegehumor.com

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Cutenoob View Post
                        Now lets see Mad Mike in that suit. MUAHAHAHAHAAH.
                        This is about as close as you're going to get.

                        I'll give you a before and after pic...
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                        Sometimes life is altered.
                        Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
                        Uneasy with confrontation.
                        Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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                        • #13
                          #1: POSESSED MAN

                          #2: Gemme outta this monkey suit dammit

                          (I like your helper in #2. Cute little bugger.)

                          Cutenoob
                          In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
                          She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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