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Creepy Porno Guy
Ok, this one happened a few years back but my friends think its classic so here i am passing it on to you.
It was probably about four years ago at this point that I worked at a Kohl's Department Store in the shoe dept. It was a pretty nice day all in all; i was working with a girl that had just started a couple weeks before when THIS guy comes in. Allow me to describe:
He was older, probably in his late 40s early 50s, overweight, getting around in a wheel chair with barbecue and other unidentified stains all over his clothes. (I'm not prejudiced in anyway, just telling you like it was) He looked to be a normal customer at first when he came in but as he made his rounds around the store, you could tell something was off...then he came to the shoe department. Myself and the other girl, whose name escapes me at this point, said hi and tried to be nice. The first thing that hit me was the smell...you know the one...the one that hits you in the stomach and sends your nose home crying for mama.
He seemed real happy to have someone to talk to and finding no immediate reason to flee in terror, we sat and made small talk. He then mentions that he'd recently had brain surgery and asked if we wanted to see. I guess i looked at him funny because he took his ball cap off and O MY GOD he has like NO SCALP! You could see the skull through a VERY thin layer of skin on top of his head as well as the incision point. The other girl looked like she was going to be sick. He laughed and said it didn't hurt at all and then proceeded to KNOCK ON HIS OWN SKULL WITH HIS FIST.
After a moment he totally changes topic and asked if either of us watch porno. When we said no, he then proceeded to tell us, IN DETAIL, what type he likes ( the dirtier the better) and where the best places to buy them were.
CPG: I love them all but i especially love the XXX stuff, you can't get any better than that! Especially if you're tall slender girls like yourselves. You both look like amazons. I know! I'll call you my little amazons from now on! Have either of you ever considered a job in porno?
At this point the other girl looks like she'd like to go sit in a corner somewhere rocking back in forth with her arms around her legs. Then we got an announcement that there was a phone call. I don't think I've ever excused myself and gone for the phone so fast! I then called management and told them someone needed to get rid of this guy.
Fortunately, he left not too long after that, leaving the welcome knowledge that he was from out of state and was just visiting. Oh thank god. I have never been so creeped out in my entire life. First thing I did when I got home was scrub myself RAW. I felt so...dirty...
Not even a week later, the other girl quit.
It was probably about four years ago at this point that I worked at a Kohl's Department Store in the shoe dept. It was a pretty nice day all in all; i was working with a girl that had just started a couple weeks before when THIS guy comes in. Allow me to describe:
He was older, probably in his late 40s early 50s, overweight, getting around in a wheel chair with barbecue and other unidentified stains all over his clothes. (I'm not prejudiced in anyway, just telling you like it was) He looked to be a normal customer at first when he came in but as he made his rounds around the store, you could tell something was off...then he came to the shoe department. Myself and the other girl, whose name escapes me at this point, said hi and tried to be nice. The first thing that hit me was the smell...you know the one...the one that hits you in the stomach and sends your nose home crying for mama.
He seemed real happy to have someone to talk to and finding no immediate reason to flee in terror, we sat and made small talk. He then mentions that he'd recently had brain surgery and asked if we wanted to see. I guess i looked at him funny because he took his ball cap off and O MY GOD he has like NO SCALP! You could see the skull through a VERY thin layer of skin on top of his head as well as the incision point. The other girl looked like she was going to be sick. He laughed and said it didn't hurt at all and then proceeded to KNOCK ON HIS OWN SKULL WITH HIS FIST.
After a moment he totally changes topic and asked if either of us watch porno. When we said no, he then proceeded to tell us, IN DETAIL, what type he likes ( the dirtier the better) and where the best places to buy them were.
CPG: I love them all but i especially love the XXX stuff, you can't get any better than that! Especially if you're tall slender girls like yourselves. You both look like amazons. I know! I'll call you my little amazons from now on! Have either of you ever considered a job in porno?
At this point the other girl looks like she'd like to go sit in a corner somewhere rocking back in forth with her arms around her legs. Then we got an announcement that there was a phone call. I don't think I've ever excused myself and gone for the phone so fast! I then called management and told them someone needed to get rid of this guy.
Fortunately, he left not too long after that, leaving the welcome knowledge that he was from out of state and was just visiting. Oh thank god. I have never been so creeped out in my entire life. First thing I did when I got home was scrub myself RAW. I felt so...dirty...
Not even a week later, the other girl quit.
Why did you put up with that instead of passing him off to a manager or verbally ripping him a new one? You shouldn't have to roll over and allow creeps to talk to you like they're soliciting a prostitute.
Good one! Now, if only we can think of such zingers when the situation calls for them...
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