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  • #16
    So... you eat nothing but tubers?
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    • #17
      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
      So... you eat nothing but tubers?
      And cave dwelling things (fungus, mushrooms)...and those fish that glow at the bottom of the ocean.
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      • #18
        ew... mushrooms....
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #19
          Quoth Evil Queen View Post
          ew... mushrooms....
          Yeah, I know. Ew. Who in blue blazes originally thought "I'm gonna pick this small gray nasty looking thing up off this decomposing thing, and I'm gonna put it in my mouth, and see how it tastes."
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          • #20
            Quoth depechemodefan View Post
            I'm surprised he didn't say "If it doesn't make a noise, then it's not meat."
            Have you ever cooked your own lobster? Yes, they do make a noise when you drop them in the boiling water!
            Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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            • #21
              Quoth Primer View Post
              Yes, they do make a noise when you drop them in the boiling water!
              That's not actually the lobster making the noise, it's something like steam escaping the shell.
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              • #22
                You mean you don't hear the lobsters screaming in agony?

                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                • #23
                  Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                  You mean you don't hear the lobsters screaming in agony?

                  Nope. My ears are deaf to the suffering of freaky sea-bugs.
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                  • #24
                    Technically they're arachnids. Part of the spider family, but that's not the point.

                    The Point is Misery of living things makes me happy!

                    Unless it's mine.
                    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                      Technically they're arachnids. Part of the spider family, but that's not the point.
                      Bugs.
                      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                      The Point is Misery of living things makes me happy!
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                      • #26
                        I don't care for lobster, to be honest. I rather like Snow Crabs legs and Alaskan King Crab Legs better.

                        Sweeter meat, IMO.
                        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                        • #27
                          I had some kind of seafood once. It was okay. It was also $30 for 6 pieces. I don't remember what it was, but I remember the price. I don't think I'll be having some any time soon.
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                          • #28
                            Hmmm... what did it look like when you ate it? Because it might have been scallops.
                            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                            • #29
                              Small, rounds, white, about yea thick?
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                              • #30
                                I'm right then; it's scallops. Was it mushy soft or firm?
                                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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