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  • The Birth Of "Giving You Shit"

    This story, I believe, is where the term "Giving you shit" was born.

    Once upon a time, many years ago in a small, unincorporated rural town in this lovely Bum Egypt part of Wisconsin, there was a Cenex gas station.

    There was a gentleman, a local farmer who always did his daily fuel business at this local Cenex store.

    On this very unfortunate day, he was overcharged for his purchases.

    He was so outraged, it was beyond words. Well, what did he do, you all ask?

    This farmer thought of the best way to stick it to Cenex to show just how upset he was at this overcharge.

    He went back to the farm, got his MANEUR SPREADER, and drove it to the Cenex...

    ....where he proceeded to spread maneur ALL around the premises, all around the pumps, all along the median by the road, all around the store itself.

    Naturally, the police were called, as was a Hazmat team.

    For this farmer's $8 (that's right, 8 farking dollars) overcharge, this guy ended up getting arrested for disorderly conduct, ended up having to pay thousands of dollars for the Hazmat team to clean up all the cow poop, not to mention the court fees when he was taken to court because the owner of the Cenex store sued him.

    *This story was just told to me this weekend by a friend who grew up in this small town. This whole shit storm happened over 8 freaking dollars*
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

  • #2
    Quoth blas View Post

    *This story was just told to me this weekend by a friend who grew up in this small town. This whole shit storm happened over 8 freaking dollars*
    I see what you did there
    I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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    • #3
      Revenge in Wisconsin is always served best hot and shitty.

      Puns aside, it doesn't surprise me that this actually happened.
      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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      • #4
        I guess you could say.....he had a crappy attitude. <puts on sunglasses>
        By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

        "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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        • #5
          The funny thing is I imagine the he paid for the poop as fertilizer or, at least, couldn't sell it as such.

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          • #6
            Meh, shit happens.
            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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            • #7





              The icing on the cake would have been for them to force him to roll around in the manure, before the HazMat team cleaned it up!


              Mike
              Meow.........

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              • #8
                *To the tune of "I feel pretty"*

                He feels shitty
                Oh so shitty...
                He feels shitty, not witty
                Not briiiiiiiight!
                We at CS do not pity
                This SC's actions today


                I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                • #9
                  Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
                  *To the tune of "I feel pretty"*

                  He feels shitty
                  Oh so shitty...
                  He feels shitty, not witty
                  Not briiiiiiiight!
                  We at CS do not pity
                  This SC's actions today


                  +2 Internets!
                  By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                  "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Seraph View Post
                    I guess you could say.....he had a crappy attitude. <puts on sunglasses>
                    Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah!

                    (sorry, had to finish it ^_^)
                    If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

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                    ^_^

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                    • #11
                      I feel the shitty puns should never stop...

                      But alas, I am not clever to think of one.
                      There had to be DUMB in the water today. - Summerfly413

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                      • #12
                        Quoth AtDIelement View Post
                        I feel the shitty puns should never stop...

                        But alas, I am not clever to think of one.
                        You're clever. Just shit out of yuk.
                        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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