Oh Limp Dicks...(NSFW) - Page 3

ralerin · #21 05-06-2012, 03:48 AM

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Quoth PepperElf

Second it could be viewed as sexual harassment if it was obvious that the customer was using it on purpose.

I don't think so-she seemed surprised when I pointed it out to her.

PepperElf · #22 05-06-2012, 06:14 AM

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Quoth ralerin

I don't think so-she seemed surprised when I pointed it out to her.

So... seeing "B ONE R" on the bill made her go

?

Jester · #23 05-06-2012, 04:27 PM

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Quoth Geek King

Oh, goodness no! We get boned here every day. April 15th is just the day we have to pay the tab for the privilege of getting boned.

Wow. I just got out-Jestered.

Well played, sir. Well played.

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Quoth DGoddessChardonnay

Mine is on the 17th (I'm a Saint Patrick's Day baby.)

I have a friend down here named Kat (short for Kathleen, I believe). Flaming red hair, blue eyes, absolutely gorgeous, Irish to the core, and her birthday is St. Patrick's Day.

Seriously....can you GET any more Irish than THAT?

wolfie · #24 05-06-2012, 04:30 PM

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Quoth ralerin

*14 year old boys pretending to be older, can hear one giggling like a girl in the background* "Um, I wanna know if you have any large condoms."

*going to ignore the joke* "Oh yes, we do! What size would you like?"

*little gears in their brain turning* "Um, how large is large?"

"Oh we have large and magnum size! Large is $x.xx and Magnum is $y.yy."

Should have added "But you probably need the finger cots, at $z.zz for 10".