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The magician and the parrot
A cruise ship out at sea had hired a magician to provide entertainment to the guests. He was a hit until the captain joined him one night. You see, the captain owned a parrot, and said parrot would point out the magician's tricks to the audience during his performance.
"BRAAAAWK! It's up his sleeve! BRAAAAWK!"
"BRAAAAWK! It's in his hat! BRAAAAWK!"
"BRAAAAWK! It's under the stage! BRAAAAWK!"
Needless to say, the magician didn't take this well, and one night, while the parrot was busy giving away his secrets, the magician pulled out a revolver and shot at the bird. Unfortunately, the parrot ducked and the bullet hit a propane tank and blew the ship to smithereens. The only survivors were the magician and the parrot, and as the two of them were clinging to planks of wood at sea, the parrot turned to the magician and said:
"All right, I give up--where's the damn ship?"
"BRAAAAWK! It's up his sleeve! BRAAAAWK!"
"BRAAAAWK! It's in his hat! BRAAAAWK!"
"BRAAAAWK! It's under the stage! BRAAAAWK!"
Needless to say, the magician didn't take this well, and one night, while the parrot was busy giving away his secrets, the magician pulled out a revolver and shot at the bird. Unfortunately, the parrot ducked and the bullet hit a propane tank and blew the ship to smithereens. The only survivors were the magician and the parrot, and as the two of them were clinging to planks of wood at sea, the parrot turned to the magician and said:
"All right, I give up--where's the damn ship?"
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