1. We don't support that version. End of story.
The big box store we answer support calls for sells two versions of Big 3 antivirus software: our store-licensed version and the retail version. The difference basically is that you have to go to the vendor for support on the retail version (the big benefit is we're open 24x7, they're open Mon-Fri 9-5).
Most customers are fine when I tell them they have a retail version and to call the vendor. Some are not, like this guy....
Me: I noticed that you have a retail copy, because of this the vendor does not authorize us to provide support. You will have to contact [vendor].
SC: But I bought it from you, not them!
Me: Right but as I said, we are NOT authorized to support the retail version. I can give you there number....
SC: I demand you help me. I did not buy it from them, I bought it from you!
Me: Again, you must contact the vendor. I could actually get in trouble for supporting a product we are not authorized to support.
SC: So you don't want to help me because you don't want to get your wrist slapped, is that it?
Me: No sir, but as I said....
SC: I'm going to hang up and get someone with more willingness than you. Bye.
*Click.*
I read the next tech's notes: "Per previous tech product is a retail version, told cust to call vendor, client got upset and hung up."
2. Comparing a TV recall to an infamous car recall is a bad idea....
The big TV vendor we support starting with S had an issue with some of their projection TVs where the screen would start turning with green, yellow or both. The issue was so bad S had to issue a manufacturer recall on the sets.
This SC had such an issue, and the TV was out of warranty and he had no service plan from us. In order to take advantage of the recall he had to contact S. Easy, right? Nope....
Me: If you want us to repair the set it will be $150 to diagnose it then the agent will tell you the price for parts and labor (I have to tell him our repair option first)....
SC: Wait a minute, this TV was recalled by S for this problem. You will not be charging me!
Me: That is a manufacturer recall, as such if you want to have the set repaired for free you will need to contact S.
SC: That is not really fair. I bought it from you, not S!
Me: Right but again, manufacturer recalls will have to be dealt with the manufacturer.
SC: Do you remember the Ford Firestone Tires recall?
Me: Um, yeah?
SC: Did the Dealers tell the customers to contact Ford or Firestone? No! They ate the cost and replaced the tires at the dealer, the place that sold them the cars!
Me: *Thinking: don't mess with someone who grew up around cars and whose father raced.* In that case the dealers had a contract where Ford and Firestone replaced the tires at the dealer at their expense. We have no contact with S to replace the recalled part at their expense, therefore we cannot do the repairs for free, nor can we call them about this. You would have to contact S, there is no easy way to say it.
SC: Okay, just like Ford had to fix a potentially dangerous problem with their cars you need to work with me to get this potentially dangerous problem with my TV fixed!
Me: *Thinking: Now he's done it. I don't care if I failed an audit.* No offense sir but the most dangerous thing about the TV issue is that the screen will turn green, yellow or both. Ford's issue caused lives to be lost and that's why they were replaced at the dealer at Ford's and Firestone's expense. It's a bit of a lopsided comparison.
SC: Take it however you want but I am not being punted to S.
Me: Sorry sir, but I don't know what else to tell you. You will need to contact S, let me give you their number....
SC: I'll just get someone else who understands my needs better, goodbye.
*Click.*
A tech on the next row got him, where the tech told him the same thing as me. It became a SUP call and the sup who took the call told him the same thing. Sup had to hang up on the guy because the SC started cursing him out.
The big box store we answer support calls for sells two versions of Big 3 antivirus software: our store-licensed version and the retail version. The difference basically is that you have to go to the vendor for support on the retail version (the big benefit is we're open 24x7, they're open Mon-Fri 9-5).
Most customers are fine when I tell them they have a retail version and to call the vendor. Some are not, like this guy....
Me: I noticed that you have a retail copy, because of this the vendor does not authorize us to provide support. You will have to contact [vendor].
SC: But I bought it from you, not them!
Me: Right but as I said, we are NOT authorized to support the retail version. I can give you there number....
SC: I demand you help me. I did not buy it from them, I bought it from you!
Me: Again, you must contact the vendor. I could actually get in trouble for supporting a product we are not authorized to support.
SC: So you don't want to help me because you don't want to get your wrist slapped, is that it?
Me: No sir, but as I said....
SC: I'm going to hang up and get someone with more willingness than you. Bye.
*Click.*
I read the next tech's notes: "Per previous tech product is a retail version, told cust to call vendor, client got upset and hung up."
2. Comparing a TV recall to an infamous car recall is a bad idea....
The big TV vendor we support starting with S had an issue with some of their projection TVs where the screen would start turning with green, yellow or both. The issue was so bad S had to issue a manufacturer recall on the sets.
This SC had such an issue, and the TV was out of warranty and he had no service plan from us. In order to take advantage of the recall he had to contact S. Easy, right? Nope....
Me: If you want us to repair the set it will be $150 to diagnose it then the agent will tell you the price for parts and labor (I have to tell him our repair option first)....
SC: Wait a minute, this TV was recalled by S for this problem. You will not be charging me!
Me: That is a manufacturer recall, as such if you want to have the set repaired for free you will need to contact S.
SC: That is not really fair. I bought it from you, not S!
Me: Right but again, manufacturer recalls will have to be dealt with the manufacturer.
SC: Do you remember the Ford Firestone Tires recall?
Me: Um, yeah?
SC: Did the Dealers tell the customers to contact Ford or Firestone? No! They ate the cost and replaced the tires at the dealer, the place that sold them the cars!
Me: *Thinking: don't mess with someone who grew up around cars and whose father raced.* In that case the dealers had a contract where Ford and Firestone replaced the tires at the dealer at their expense. We have no contact with S to replace the recalled part at their expense, therefore we cannot do the repairs for free, nor can we call them about this. You would have to contact S, there is no easy way to say it.
SC: Okay, just like Ford had to fix a potentially dangerous problem with their cars you need to work with me to get this potentially dangerous problem with my TV fixed!
Me: *Thinking: Now he's done it. I don't care if I failed an audit.* No offense sir but the most dangerous thing about the TV issue is that the screen will turn green, yellow or both. Ford's issue caused lives to be lost and that's why they were replaced at the dealer at Ford's and Firestone's expense. It's a bit of a lopsided comparison.
SC: Take it however you want but I am not being punted to S.
Me: Sorry sir, but I don't know what else to tell you. You will need to contact S, let me give you their number....
SC: I'll just get someone else who understands my needs better, goodbye.
*Click.*
A tech on the next row got him, where the tech told him the same thing as me. It became a SUP call and the sup who took the call told him the same thing. Sup had to hang up on the guy because the SC started cursing him out.
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