Important Women's Health Issue

[BookstoreEscapee]

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas™.
Margaritas™ are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas™ can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas™ almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas™.

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Margaritas™ may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas™.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
Dizziness
Nausea
Vomiting
Incarceration
Increased lustfulness
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Loss of virginity
Table dancing
Headache
Dehydration
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas™:
-May make you think you are whispering when you are not.
-May cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
-May cause you to think you can sing or make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

[Jack T. Chance]

So, BookstoreEscapee, can I buy you a Margarita™ or 3?

[BookstoreEscapee]

So, BookstoreEscapee, can I buy you a Margarita™ or 3?

I don't like Tequila.
Vodka, on the other hand...

[artifical sweetner]

May cause you to think you can sing or make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting

ahahahahahahahahahah

[DesignFox]

nice one Escapee.

[BookstoreEscapee]

The sad part is I answered yes to all 3 of those questions but drinking margaritas (aside from the fact that I don't actually like them) would just put me to sleep.

[Jack T. Chance]

I don't like Tequila.

Right then, so much for Plan A. Moving on...

Vodka, on the other hand...

...and saying hello to Plan B!

The sad part is I answered yes to all 3 of those questions but drinking margaritas (aside from the fact that I don't actually like them) would just put me to sleep.

Wow... I didn't see that listed as one of the side effects! Looks like they need to update that list!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Right then, so much for Plan A. Moving on...
...and saying hello to Plan B! Wow... I didn't see that listed as one of the side effects! Looks like they need to update that list!

It may fall under "dizzyness" and "loss of motor control"....

[DGoddessChardonnay]

It may fall under "dizzyness" and "loss of motor control"....

And for some of us, if the mood's just right, that side effect "loss of clothing" may be a reality . . .which may be a good thing if the lights are out.