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  • I am now officially a bum

    I just drank Thunderbird at the grocery store.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    Part of me is asking "Why?' The other part is saying "You don't want to know."
    Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
    Save the Ales!
    Toys for Tots at Rooster's Cafe

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    • #3
      OK, was it stress, desperation or morbid curiosity?
      I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

      Who is John Galt?
      -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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      • #4
        Hallelujah! I'm A Bum
        ... next moring in court I was still in a haze
        ... when the judge looked at me he said, "Thirty Days!"
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #5
          Quoth taxguykarl View Post
          OK, was it stress, desperation or morbid curiosity?
          The last one. I didn't know they still made the stuff, let alone that the grocery store carried it.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            <thumbs up>

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            • #7
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              The last one.
              OK, so how does it taste? (So much for my morbid curiosity).
              Last edited by taxguykarl; 12-28-2018, 05:02 PM.
              I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

              Who is John Galt?
              -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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              • #8
                Like I just blew chunks.
                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                • #9
                  So about the same going down as coming back up?
                  "Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit

                  "Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Seanette View Post
                    So about the same going down as coming back up?
                    Yurp!
                    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                    • #11
                      Is it still the cheapest way to get drunk in the store? That, after all, is how it became a cliche.

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                      • #12
                        Check the price against Dmitri Disinfectant Vodka or Gordon's Paint Stripper Gin.
                        I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                        Who is John Galt?
                        -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                          I just drank Thunderbird at the grocery store.
                          BUT was it in a tightly wrapped paper bag and did you have fingerless gloves on?
                          AkaiKitsune
                          Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.

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                          • #14
                            Nah. I'm not a pint of Rosie with a skirt kind of guy.
                            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                            • #15
                              For the Thunderbird, I've seen the ... drinkers of such, to purchase packets of KoolAid to pour into the bottle. I understand that it's supposed to make more of a fruity, almost-drinkable substance out of it.
                              Not about to try it myself, as I don't usually drink, and I ... don't really want to know how that crap goes down, first hand.

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