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  • Is this perchance Magic the Gathering?

    I heard about this after work tonight.

    Snotty/Sucky Customer
    Coworker

    As is normal these days, many things are rationed in grocery stores. One of the items in our store that's rationed is packages of chicken parts. S/SC comes through CW's line with something like a dozen or so packages.

    CW: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but you're only allowed two packages of chicken."

    S/SC: "But I'm having a GATHERING!!!"



    The squabble went on for a few minutes, with CW repeating that S/SC could only have TWO packages and asking which two she wanted, and S/SC continuing to insist she was having a GATHERING.

    Finally, in the best traditions of Sucky Customers everywhere, S/SC huffed one final time ... and walked out on her entire buggy of food.

    So I guess now she will have no food at all for her GATHERING ... ?
    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero

  • #2
    Nobody should be having GATHERINGs now anyway...
    “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
    One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
    The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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    • #3
      Quoth Nunavut Pants View Post
      Nobody should be having GATHERINGs now anyway...
      QFT

      What is it with people!?
      This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
      I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

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      • #4
        Quoth RealUnimportant View Post
        What is it with people!?
        Oh wait! Wait! I know this one.

        Umm...

        "They are stupid."

        Did I get it right?
        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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        • #5
          Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
          Oh wait! Wait! I know this one.

          Umm...

          "They are stupid."

          Did I get it right?
          Pretty much.
          Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
          ~ Mr Hero

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          • #6
            Can we shut down Special Snowflake Dispatch for the duration?
            My son thinks I'm Lucifer Morningstar. I'm not sure he's wrong.

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