And remember to catch Jester: In Concert when he comes to your town!
Oh, HELL no. I may be able to write them, but I have about as much actual musical talent as I have knowledge about how to repair a jet engine. I.e., none. Trust me, not hearing me sing is a treat to people, especially so to those who have
heard me sing. (The singular exception to this is my karaoke rendition of Bob Dylan, which can scarily accurate at times.)
No, I'll just keep writing them and hope that someone who sings better than a dying crow with a crushed larynx does me the honor of performing them.