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  • Oh so NOW it's a rush job...

    SC applies of a home equity loan refinance. Wants to replace a current 70,000 loan with a 115,000 loan. Underwriting says no-can-do for various credit reasons. They will approve $100,000 MAX and that conditioned on a certain percentage of the home value (no 100% home value loans for SC).

    So, I call SC to explain the counter-offer.

    SC says it's not enough; it's not worth it. He's going to cancel. Maybe. He'll let me know.

    Few days later SC let's me know he supposes he will accept the $100,000. So, I start going through the details, telling him about the appraisal costs and...

    WHAT!!!???! An appraisal? Why do we have to do an appraisal? We already have a home loan, he's just adding money, and the tax value shows the value is there.

    Well, ONE there does not exist a home loan that you can "just add money" to. It's called a refinance. Yes, that means going through the process again. Be glad we're not a first mortgage service; home equity loans are a LOT easier, cheaper, and quicker. TWO, your current home equity loan started over two years ago and appraisals that old are no good. THREE, if we COULD make an exception and use that old appraisal, it would be too low for the underwriting % of the value condition, being a good thirty thousand less than the current tax value you are wanting us to use. THREE, tax assessment values are, at best, rough estimates of the market value on your house and are never used for $100,000 loans, especially not when the underwriter has a condition in place to where, if the market value comes in much lower than the tax value, we won't be able to do the $100,000 counter offer.

    So, SC decides it's not worth it... maybe.

    A few days later, he calls back, and FINE he'll do the appraisal, but he needs the money by next week.

    NO.

    Seriously, this is just in way way shape or form possible.

    1st, you are calling in the middle of Spring in the middle of a promotion in the middle of a market increase in home sales in the area. We are slammed. The appraiser services are SLAMMED. Again $100,000 loan does not equate to desk top appraisal. Someone is coming to visit the home AND look inside of it. That means setting up an appointment with you. Then AFTER they inspect the home, they will find comparable sales and put together the appraisal report to send to me. That means there will be a time delay before the appraisal process is concluded.
    2nd, if the appraisal comes back high enough and we have everything else gathered in the meanwhile that is needed for the loan, we have to prepare the paperwork and set up a closing appointment.
    3rd, After you sign documents, there is a regulated 3 business day wait while you get a chance to change your mind. THEN the funds can be available (assuming you don't cancel again).

    Cue big frustrated fit and another cancellation on the application. If he can't get the funds right away, this isn't worth it. He doesn't say maybe this time, but I put it int the "pending" pile anyway.

    Sure enough, two weeks later (today), SC calls back.

    Talks to someone else, like they won't read my notes or refer him right back to me...

    Why haven't we gotten his application ready to go!??! SC wonders. ...well... because you said you were canceling, that's why. So, no, we did not go ahead and do that appraisal anyway (We let the appraisal be a closing cost and don't charge for it at all if the customer cancels the loan. So NO we're not going to pay for that appraisal if the customer has said he's not getting the loan. Plus, remember that whole, appraiser will need to set up an appointment with YOU to view the inside of your home part?)

    Well... well... well... he's going to go ahead and get the loan. But he's in a RUSH!

    Okay, they'll let me know to call him so I can get the appraisal ordered.

    I give him a call not 5 minutes after they notify me.
    He doesn't answer.

    I decide to go ahead and put in the appraisal request. Give them a call to put him at the top of their queue. Guess what? Our main appraisal service is now booked through the end of the month and our back-up is twice as expensive (and usually not faster, only being more expensive they have less of a rush going on so will probably shave a few days off the wait time). So, how much is that rush worth it to him now?

    He hasn't called me back yet. I went ahead and put in for the cheaper appraisal that I originally quoted him for, and THEY called and left a message for him also to schedule an appointment to see the house.

    I'm betting he'll be calling me next week wondering why it isn't done yet...

    Also bet the appraisal comes in too low and I won't be able to get the full $100,000. Wonder if he'll cancel outright then or if we'll play the "Cancel it!/Why isn't it done yet?" game for another round.
    Last edited by bankworking; 05-21-2016, 01:59 AM. Reason: ...I keep finding spelling/grammar errors...

  • #2
    I'll never understand those who think that the best thing to do when they want someone else to loan them six figures in cash is to BERATE said people.....
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    • #3
      Arga -- Probably the same line of thought as scammers/quick-change artists/serial returners at the grocery store. If they intimidate the cashier sufficiently, they'll get their way. Doesn't work quite as well when you're talking about a hundred K instead of a few hundred pennies...
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      • #4
        Talk about shooting yourself in the foot repeatedly!

        If I'm understanding you correctly your bank pays for the appraisal? I can see why you would want to use the less-expensive appraiser. And since this clown can't get his act together I would refuse to pay more just to get the appraisal done faster.

        Any bets that once this loan gets in the pipeline the whole thing gets cancelled yet again as "this is taking too long!"

        Seriously, if he cancels again this waste of carbon needs to be perma-banned!

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        • #5
          Quoth eltf177 View Post
          Talk about shooting yourself in the foot repeatedly!

          If I'm understanding you correctly your bank pays for the appraisal? I can see why you would want to use the less-expensive appraiser. And since this clown can't get his act together I would refuse to pay more just to get the appraisal done faster.

          Any bets that once this loan gets in the pipeline the whole thing gets cancelled yet again as "this is taking too long!"

          Seriously, if he cancels again this waste of carbon needs to be perma-banned!

          The customer does pay for the appraisal IF they complete the loan.

          If the loan is canceled (or the appraisal comes in too low to complete the loan) the bank it out the money. If everything goes smoothly, it becomes a cost to the customer at closing.

          I could have switched it to the more expensive appraiser on my own, but I'd already given him a estimate of what I thought I could get the fees down to. Sure, I included the caveat that they could run "up to" a higher number, but I don't expect he paid attention to the maximum possible cost, just the minimum....

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          • #6
            Understand, the bank eats the cost if the loan doesn't go through.

            And given this asshat's track record to date do we see this happening?

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