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    Ha ha ha!!! Check out THIS bedtime story...

    It's definitely NOT Safe for work...

    "Go the F**k to Sleep" (as read by Samuel L. Jackson)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIBqd1kxoQk

    And if you think that one is funny, check out this video of a grandma trying to read it to her grandson...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11cAbDUwIpM
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    i downloaded that one from itunes last year i think.

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    • #3
      Quoth PepperElf View Post
      i downloaded that one from itunes last year i think.
      The comments in the first one were kinda funny, especially the one "I'm waiting for 'Wake the F**k up!'"
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      • #4
        Youtube has one of Werner Herzog reading it at some event, it's extra-hilarious in his soft-spoken German accent.
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        • #5
          Fuck yeah.

          HD version; text is actually readable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgfhGMnw0PI
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          • #6
            Quoth mjr View Post
            The comments in the first one were kinda funny, especially the one "I'm waiting for 'Wake the F**k up!'"
            Yeah, the one for teenagers should be called "Get the F**ck Up for School!"
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            • #7
              Quoth Draper Mel View Post
              Yeah, the one for teenagers should be called "Get the F**ck Up for School!"
              And that's because most teens don't want to "Go The F**k to Sleep" when they should.
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              • #8
                Quoth mjr View Post
                The comments in the first one were kinda funny, especially the one "I'm waiting for 'Wake the F**k up!'"
                There's actually a clip called that, also featuring Samuel L. Jackson (a pro-Obama ad during the 2012 electorial campaign) - NSFW in case boss doesn't like a lot of bleeps:

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiOobBean3w

                P.S.: If you want to discuss the clip's content beyond "haha that's funny right there" there's a Fratching thread already for that purpose
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                • #9
                  How about one to get Christian kids to go the h*** to church? Or for Jewish kids to go the h*** to synagogue? Or how about Muslim kids and mosque?
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                  • #10
                    Quoth cindybubbles View Post
                    How about one to get Christian kids to go the h*** to church? Or for Jewish kids to go the h*** to synagogue? Or how about Muslim kids and mosque?
                    Or one to get my co-workers to get the f*** to work.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                      Or one to get my co-workers to get the f*** to work.
                      You arrived this morning on time.
                      For once, you inconsiderate jerk,
                      start doing something! Quit standing around!
                      And GET THE F**K TO WORK!

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                      There...got ya started. ;-)
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