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The universe owes me!
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Old 08-15-2013, 10:11 AM
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This one is just as much Zigcat's story if not more, but I thought I would put down my version.. maybe he can do his own post and tell his version of the story or add to this post, but I imagine it would be pretty much the same..

This happened about a year or two ago.. actually last summer I believe.

So its just after 11 perhaps ten minutes after opening the store, I remember because I hadn't even begun to put the dishes away from the night before.

CL=Crazy Lady
ME=Nordel
ZC=Zig Cat

A woman walks in.

CL: I want a large pepperoni pizza, and I want it free!
(I'm barely awake.)
ME: I'm sorry?
CL: I said I want a large pepperoni pizza. And you're going to give it to me for free!
ME: For free you say, huh? Did we promise you a store credit or something?
(I am confused beyond words at this point)
( At this point Zig Cat Starts to walk towards the counter from the back of the store, Probably hearing the commotion of this lady screaming at the top of her lungs.)
CL: The universe owes me! I want access to all the business, all the houses, all the apartments in the area. All of it belongs to me! I put my energy out into the universe and now it's time to collect!
ZC: What's going in h--
(The Crazy Lady repeats almost verbatim everythung she said to me.)
CL: I've come to collect! I WILL GET MY FREE PIZZA!!!
ZC: Like hell you are!
ME: What the hell are you talking about.. energy! MUU-NEEE is what we except, not energy.
CL: I have it on good authority from a higher power! I'm taking control of all the businesses residences apartments in the area! I've given out my energy for too long!! And now its time that I get a return on that!
ZC: Get out of my store! Go on! Git!
(ZigCat chases her out the door )
ZC: Get the hell out of here!!

Anyways that's what happened as I remember it.. There might have been more things that were said but that's the details I can remember now. Maybe Zig can add to this.

My guess is she was just off her meds or something or maybe she just snapped. or maybe she got loose from a mental hospital or something.. one thing is for sure though. You shouldn't give THE SECRET to people who are mentally unstable (or anyone for that matter).

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Old 08-15-2013, 03:50 PM
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Actually, I suspect you were on camera. Smile!

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Old 08-15-2013, 06:04 PM
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*headdesk* that's...not how it works lady....that's not how it works at all...*sighs*

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Old 08-15-2013, 09:20 PM
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I am part of the universe. I am all and all is one, therefore your stuff is mine. The zen of entitlement.

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Old 08-15-2013, 11:43 PM
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I am part of the universe. I am all and all is one, therefore your stuff is mine. The zen of entitlement.
...part of the universe, my ass!
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Old 08-16-2013, 12:33 AM
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"The universe owes me!"

Bitch, fuck you, the universe owes everyone. Wear a hat, take a number, and get in line.
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Old 08-16-2013, 12:51 AM
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"The universe owes me!"

Bitch, fuck you, the universe owes everyone. Wear a hat, take a number, and get in line.
....This....

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Old 08-16-2013, 02:22 AM
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Oh, but she IS a part of the universe.


A very, very, very teeny-tiny little insignificant part...
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Old 08-18-2013, 03:50 AM
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Oh, but she IS a part of the universe.


A very, very, very teeny-tiny little insignificant part...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DufMJosYmJs

I couldn't help but be reminded of this.

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Old 08-18-2013, 05:05 AM
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DEFINITELY off her meds ...
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