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I mean seriously dude, I keep you full, with all the nummy treats we both enjoy, so why the hell do you have to go and rebel on my like this?!
My stomach has, for some reason, decided I needed the mother of all purges, going on for 3 fricking days now, Sitting still? I'll plague you with heartburn despite your use of antacids, leaning forward slighty? (If I bend forward even so far as an inch) Yep I'll make you upchuck. Whats worse is it's conspiring with other parts of my body. Mr Lung says "Oh you're breathing in?, well here you go, lets cough, hard!" Upon which, Mr Stomach goes "Haha, you coughed, time to hurl!"
What makes this even worse, is that thanks to the coughing and the hurling, I'm resplendent with headaches, take painkillers you say? Yeahno they don't even get a chance to get to work since my stomach randomly decides to try and empty its self every now and then.
and that, folks, is just the tip of the iceberg of the kind of week I've been having, since my body has decided "Oh, hey, well, see, you know that crippling agony you get every waking second of every waking day? Yeah..I don't think it's enough, so here, I'll make all your joints hurt like hell for free, see how aeesome I am?"
I mean seriously, the last time I felt anywhere near as bad as i do right now was when I had a case of H1N1 for like 3 weeks....and I'm not even ill right now!
My stomach has, for some reason, decided I needed the mother of all purges, going on for 3 fricking days now, Sitting still? I'll plague you with heartburn despite your use of antacids, leaning forward slighty? (If I bend forward even so far as an inch) Yep I'll make you upchuck. Whats worse is it's conspiring with other parts of my body. Mr Lung says "Oh you're breathing in?, well here you go, lets cough, hard!" Upon which, Mr Stomach goes "Haha, you coughed, time to hurl!"
What makes this even worse, is that thanks to the coughing and the hurling, I'm resplendent with headaches, take painkillers you say? Yeahno they don't even get a chance to get to work since my stomach randomly decides to try and empty its self every now and then.
and that, folks, is just the tip of the iceberg of the kind of week I've been having, since my body has decided "Oh, hey, well, see, you know that crippling agony you get every waking second of every waking day? Yeah..I don't think it's enough, so here, I'll make all your joints hurt like hell for free, see how aeesome I am?"
I mean seriously, the last time I felt anywhere near as bad as i do right now was when I had a case of H1N1 for like 3 weeks....and I'm not even ill right now!
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