These are the people of K-Mart... (With bonus unrelated sighting!)

[Sapphire Silk]

(Pssst... this year I'm Ash J. Williams )

Gimme some sugar, baby

[AnaKhouri]

And here is why you needed to remember Mario. Have you ever wanted to see Mario motorboating the fake boobs of a man dressed in drag? Yes? Well, you're welcome, then.

Sometimes you don't realize you wanted something until it is given to you. Thanks!