Keep calm and be snarky

[bhskittykatt]

I don't know the full details of why someone was yelling at Favorite Cashier at the grocery store. I didn't see it, but FC filled us in.

FC: "You guys missed it. This guy came in yelling and I was so calm, you would have been proud. He was, like, literally screaming, and I just was like whatever and stayed calm."
Hubs: "That's how you do it. Kill them with kindness."
FC: "Kindness? Hell no. I was being a total smartass. That's what probably pissed him off even more. But I was so calm about it! You seriously would have been proud if you'd seen it! I wish you guys had been here to see it."

[Sandiercy]

I think I want FC for a coworker, he sounds awesome.