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Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry
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Quoth Gizmo View PostRestaurant Bill math never quite looking right.
Quoth Chromatix View PostEnterprise software, ostensibly designed to handle mission-critical workloads, invariably sucks harder than a black hole. http://thedailywtf.com/
Quoth KatherineB View PostTopic: Australia
Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostTopic: The moon landing was a hoax.
Topic : Dragons never existed on earth.
Andrew B is spot on. The authority figures then hired people to ridicule those who claimed to have seen dragons, and erase all traces that the dragons ever existed. Soon anybody who claimed to see dragons were locked up in insane Asylums, and dragons were considered mythological creatures.Last edited by Mytical; 11-13-2013, 07:06 AM.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
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Computer hard disk manufacturers quote capacities in billions and trillions of bytes. Computer professionals, and most file management software, quotes capacities and file sizes in gigabytes and terabytes. The difference between the two conventions is as much as 7% (giga) and 10% (tera). An ISO standard, meanwhile, defines the gigabyte as a billion bytes.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostTopic: The true purpose of that single peanut at the top of a jar of peanut butter.
(also, I'm a peanut butter snob and I only buy natural peanut butter, so anything I say on the matter is highly suspect)"Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages." - Terry Pratchett
Emissary of Minong - my blog and its Facebook page
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Quoth Dentarthurdent View PostI don't know what you're talking about. The only true peanut butter is smooth peanut butter. Crunchy peanut butter is a scheme by the Canadians to make people eat less peanut butter, because it is disgusting. This includes Canadians, of course, so how it benefits Canada is beyond me.
You don't have the single peanut thing down there? It comes with smooth peanut butter. There's one lone peanut at the top when you open it. Like a gruesome warning to all the other peanuts if they don't stay in line.
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Nope, it's just smooth peanut butter. No single peanut.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostYou don't have the single peanut thing down there? It comes with smooth peanut butter. There's one lone peanut at the top when you open it. Like a gruesome warning to all the other peanuts if they don't stay in line.
(When my siblings and I were younger, we would fight over who got the peanut from the top of a new jar. )Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.
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Quoth Chromatix View PostComputer hard disk manufacturers quote capacities in billions and trillions of bytes. Computer professionals, and most file management software, quotes capacities and file sizes in gigabytes and terabytes. The difference between the two conventions is as much as 7% (giga) and 10% (tera). An ISO standard, meanwhile, defines the gigabyte as a billion bytes.
Topic: The true purpose of that single peanut at the top of a jar of peanut butter.
This started out as a trial for biological warfare. The peanuts were laced with a new strain of botulism that the Teletubies had developed in their laboratories. However the smurfs strike team six intercepted the shipment. Not wanting to alert the Teletubies that they (the smurfs) were on to their plan, they substituted safe normal peanuts. When the Teletubies were taken down, the company they had started had noticed sales increases, so kept the single peanut.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
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Quoth Ree View Post(When my siblings and I were younger, we would fight over who got the peanut from the top of a new jar. )
Topic: Hot dogs come in packs of 12 while the buns come in packs of 6-8.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostTopic: Hot dogs come in packs of 12 while the buns come in packs of 6-8.Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostTopic: Hot dogs come in packs of 12 while the buns come in packs of 6-8.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
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Actually, I'm sure the Flying Spaghetti Monster had something to do with it. FSM was hoping for a 6x9=42, after reading a certain Douglas Adams book. But, the message got lost in translation as an amount of 6-8 per package.Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
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