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I really don't know why they gravitate to me.Had just settled down at the restaurant to read my book and await the arrival of the fish,when Girl-on-the-Next-Table notices me.She's about 18/19 and it seems she's a happy little drunk who wants to say hi. Well,I find normally if you humour them and smile,they wander away after a bit.
After a moment or two,the rest of her table noticed her and called over... ':leave the poor lad alone,that's my daughter,she's just being friendly....'
Friendly maybe,bright not so-she got very startled when I knew her name,despite the fact that her mother had just shouted across to her and at least two of her party had used it since I arrived.
Well she got bored of me,especially when I was paying more interest to the fish than her...and wouldn't let her have some of my chips and wandered back to her group.
And then she climbs up on boyfriend. Sits the wrong way on his lap and starts straddling him and...starts attempting to hump him.Of course,the rest of her group finds this hilarious and we get more cries of 'go on,give him a snog'.which she did...more cheers...'get stuck in there girl'...wich she did...
And this continued through dinner,occasionally nibbling each others faces or her bouncing up and down on him.
And then the kicker....
They all exit to go to whatever club they will be gracing with their presence.And then boyfriend returns to their table-'sorry about them,they get a bit carried away.Did you see where my mum left her jacket.'
Yep,it wasn't her boyfriend she was going at like a small animal in heat.It was her BROTHER
For some reason,I got out of there and down to the station very speedily...
After a moment or two,the rest of her table noticed her and called over... ':leave the poor lad alone,that's my daughter,she's just being friendly....'
Friendly maybe,bright not so-she got very startled when I knew her name,despite the fact that her mother had just shouted across to her and at least two of her party had used it since I arrived.
Well she got bored of me,especially when I was paying more interest to the fish than her...and wouldn't let her have some of my chips and wandered back to her group.
And then she climbs up on boyfriend. Sits the wrong way on his lap and starts straddling him and...starts attempting to hump him.Of course,the rest of her group finds this hilarious and we get more cries of 'go on,give him a snog'.which she did...more cheers...'get stuck in there girl'...wich she did...
And this continued through dinner,occasionally nibbling each others faces or her bouncing up and down on him.
And then the kicker....
They all exit to go to whatever club they will be gracing with their presence.And then boyfriend returns to their table-'sorry about them,they get a bit carried away.Did you see where my mum left her jacket.'
Yep,it wasn't her boyfriend she was going at like a small animal in heat.It was her BROTHER
For some reason,I got out of there and down to the station very speedily...
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