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I had to look at some computers in the operating rooms at the hospital. I did have to wear special clothing to enter these places. I couldn't look at two computers because doctors were busy operating on a patient. When I told my coworker, he was disappointed that I didn't see a patient being operated on. Sorry, G, but the only thing I saw get opened up was a computer.
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This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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Get me an air compressor, stat!This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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My Flatmate works at the local hospital in IT. He was the only person available (Wouldn't normally be him otherwise) that had to go check a monitor in a OR. Apparently all that came to mind when he glanced at another screen was "thats someone's lung" as they were operating at the time."On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
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The educational axiom, "Keep your eyes on your own work," still applies for a very different reason.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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Actually, there's a good job for me. I never have issues with the visuals, just the smell, and I doubt they'd have me in the actual live OR. Have to keep that in mind if I feel the need to jump jobs.Quoth ApolloSZ View Post
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