Parking Lot Flatulence ( Self Sighting )

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Years ago we were at Jewel Cave in South Dakota on a family vacation and we took a tour.

Here we are, my mom, my dad, my sister and myself, in a big room of the cave as the park ranger is giving a talk. He pauses, and then all of a sudden there's this really big FRRRRRRTTTT!

First thins I do is turn to my mom and whisper "That wasn't me." There were a couple nice looking girls my age next to us. And over in the corner of the room here's my dad, with a placid half-smile on his face, looking guilty as hell.

I have no proof my dad was the one dropping ass in the cave, but it's a family joke now.

[EvilEmpryss]

Farts: the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.

And I'm so glad someone else knew the Cosby quotes. The barking couch spider is a new one for me, tho, and I'll need to make sure to tell hubby. He needs fresh excuses; his old ones stink.