I almost spit coffee in a customers face

[NecessaryCatharsis]

At a trade show today, I'm standing and drinking a coffee beside my coworker, who is talking to a potential customer. I hear the customer quite seriously say, 'but finishing nails aren't the opposite of roofing nails, the opposite of roofing nails is, like, butterscotch pudding.' I choke on the coffee, manage to just keep it down long enough to turn around before I snort and sputter it all down my own shirt, then oh so elegantly and casually put on a jacket and saunter outside to play strip parking lot with a clean shirt.

Still worth it, I really doubt I will ever hear that sentence said again.

[dalesys]

"... the opposite of roofing nails is, like, butterscotch pudding.' ...

Yep, the tar paper'll slide right offen yer shack.

[CrappyToHelp]

At college, we were asked to come up with sentences that had never been said before.

I think that might be one of them. :L