That's not an emergency...

[Mytical]

DGoddessChardonnay - Might I suggest Ghost Peppers instead? Though I don't know if they would mix in as effectively.

Here are some other alternatives, in case the peppers don't quite get the intended effect :

Naga Viper, Trinidad Scorpion Butch T, Trinidad Moruga Scorpion, Smokin’ Ed’s Carolina Reaper. Warning : Use of these might actually cause serious harm..be careful.

[Tama]

I don't get it. They actually...? Spicy tomatoes...?

Grow a habanero or bhut jolokia next to a tomato plant, I f*cking dare you!

[lineswine]

"Feed me NOOOOOOW!" [/Audrey2]

[wolfie]

Actually, I wasn't thinking about hot peppers. Tomatoes are members of the Nightshade family, if that gives you a hint.

[Argus]

Chili peppers are also part of the nightshade family. And for that matter, tomato greens are already a hazard.

[Jay 2K Winger]

I don't get it. They actually...? Spicy tomatoes...?

Grow a habanero or bhut jolokia next to a tomato plant, I f*cking dare you!

I'm reminded of a Rooster Teeth video where two of their employees, Miles Luna and Michael "Rage Quit" Jones, ate a ghost pepper each.

Burnie later eats one too, but he runs off to be miserable after doing so. Miles expresses a lot of pain, while Michael just seems indifferent about it.