Hubby came to the store and brought us pizza one day. I bought treats for staff a lot and then I got to sit with hubby for a few minutes b/c boss didn't mind him in break room.
On my way to see hubby to the door, we smelled Snaggletooth. Yes, smelled before saw. She was there shopping on her day off b/c she was just always always there. *sigh*
She would always go on about how much she just loved dragonflies. So, to prove to my hubby that she loved dragonflies - she caught up with us trying to dodge her.
I don't remember 100% exact word for word - as I wish I could brain bleach this memory right out. It went something like this:
Snags: Hey Luna! Hey Luna's Hubby!
Me: *thinks...FARK!* Oh, hey Snags, shopping again.
Snags: I know you guys miss me SO much when I leave. *smacks lips, gives her "Marilyn Monroe pose' (named by her) and wiggles her tooth at us*
**I don't think she is conscious of the fact that she wiggles her tooth all the time, but it makes me want to vomit just remembering it**
Me: Yeah, um..well happy shopping. *grabs hubby's hand and tries to RUN...wishing someone ANYONE would dial the manager cell phone and scream fire*
Snags: Oh Luna's Hubby! Have you seen my tattoo?
now before he can even answer - she grabs the spaghetti strap of her very thin tank top, I remember it was a dull red with holes in it and the lace was torn a bit. Strange how such things are SEARED into your brain...)
and she pulls it down almost to her nipple to show Hubby....not me...my HUBBY..her dragonfly tattoo. She is not wearing a bra. She reeked of cat piss, cig smoke and foul body odor. This was no wardrobe malfunction - it was planned. Then she winked at him and waddled away.
We both stood there, right in front of the music reference section just going.
It would be really cool if I could get the mind erasing dude from Heroes to wipe out that part of my memory.
Tollbaby, I'm myself overweight and yes spandex is very very comfortable. I'd never be able to wear regular jeans if it weren't for stretch jeans. I don't want you to think I'm picking on overweight people b/c I myself am very overweight. But I'm sure if you worked at a B&N, you would never think to wear spandex with holes, a tank top with holes and no bra, and roll in cig smoke and cat pee before you came to work like Snaggletooth. Spandex can be worn outside as long as you dress it nice with other things, unfortunately, Snags just didn't.