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  • Sudden swerve

    Last night, I was driving home from a rather long trip. (44 mile trip; ended 56 miles from my home. County hospital to San Tan Valley, if anyone's interested.) Traffic was light, thankfully. Several car lengths ahead of me was an SUV; some unknown car immediately ahead of me, one lane over.

    Out of the blue, the SUV started swerving all over the freeway -- and I'm not talking "drunk driver, can't quite keep it straight", it was more like "driver having a seizure" or "complete steering failure". From the center lane, to the far right lane, back over to the far left lane, back to the far right lane again, back AGAIN to the far left, then finally screeching to a stop, half in the fast lane, half in my lane. (6-lane highway.) He was swerving so hard I thought the SUV was going to roll over.

    I screeched to a stop about 10-15 feet behind him and put my emergency blinkers on. The car next to me also stopped for a few seconds, then went around the SUV. The SUV's reverse lights came on multiple times. He might have been trying to signal me to pass him, but there was no way I was putting myself in front of this nut.

    Finally, after we've been passed by numerous cars, the SUV started moving again. I spent the next 10-15 minutes behind him. Once I was sure that my heart wasn't going to explode, I called dispatch and asked them to call the highway patrol for me. Their response? I needed to do it. Sigh. Thanks anyway. (No, I didn't call; after the big dramatic swerving, he drove just fine.)

    Finally, the interchange to my last freeway came up... and the SUV got onto the on-ramp. Well, there was NO WAY I was going to spend another 10 miles behind this guy. I passed him, and glanced over. Couldn't see the driver (I was passing on his right) but the passenger was holding her head in a very "I can't believe I'm in a car with this idiot" manner.

    Yeah, I really needed that after almost 14 hours on the road...
    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
    OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
    she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
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    Bee? Angry Weiner Dog? Horde of Flying Monkees? Glad your ok!
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    • #3
      NC, oh my goodness; I'm literally Deserted, I'm glad everyone is ok. Well, I'm hoping the other guy got home alright. We just don't know.
      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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      • #4
        Quoth NecessaryCatharsis View Post
        Bee? Angry Weiner Dog? Horde of Flying Monkees? Glad your ok!
        A horde of angry flying wiener bees.

        Quoth Food Lady View Post
        NC, oh my goodness; I'm literally Deserted, I'm glad everyone is ok. Well, I'm hoping the other guy got home alright. We just don't know.
        I spent a while behind him, and he drove just fine afterward (and did nothing to attract my attention beforehand) so I assume he was doing it intentionally... and therefore was at least capable of finishing his drive to wherever they were going.
        Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
        OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
        she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
        Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester

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        • #5
          Teeth in the BJ...
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          • #6
            That was my brother's vote...
            Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
            OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
            she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
            Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester

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            • #7
              Cigarette butt that didn't quite make it out of the vehicle, landed in his lap, then fell UNDER him on the seat when he tried to slap it out.
              You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

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              • #8
                Quoth Deserted View Post
                A horde of angry flying wiener bees.
                >.< Awwww mental imagery!!!! Someone pass me the brain bleach!!! Sorry but that was an interesting mental image
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                • #9
                  Your mind's in the gutter... move over and make some room for me...
                  Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
                  OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
                  she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
                  Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Kittish View Post
                    Cigarette butt that didn't quite make it out of the vehicle, landed in his lap, then fell UNDER him on the seat when he tried to slap it out.
                    Actually, that one's plausible; I've seen it happen to a friend.
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