Dear Abbey, I'm a divorced woman who can't.... woah! This came to the wrong place!

[Sarlon]

After a particularly nasty one, I replied with something like, "this number belongs to a very sick elderly lady & if you send one more of these so called jokes, I'm going to the police to report you for sexual harassment" or something similar, can't remember now.

Funny, never got another one!

I do something similar....got a rather crude one from a black guy, I know because he made certain claims...

I ignored the first one (had this phone and phone number for going on 10 years now), but when he texted back again saying why was I ignoring him and....rather explicit things....

I got angry and texted back "I don't know who you are, but I'm an 11 year old girl who's daddy is an ex marine sniper. I have your phone number and grandpa works for some place called the FBI..."

funny...never got another response again.

[Deserted]

I got angry and texted back "I don't know who you are, but I'm an 11 year old girl who's daddy is an ex marine sniper. I have your phone number and grandpa works for some place called the FBI..."

That's awesome!

[Sarlon]

complete and utter lie of course...but what I wouldn't of given to see that man's face

[Geek King]

I've been entertaining the "Windows" calls by reading from my collection of Lovecraft's stories. Apparently, some of them can't hang up without a supervisor doing it, and also don't know what to do when you just read right over them.

I'm starting "Pickman's Model" this week.

[Kit-Ginevra]

My friend Alex got a text telling him 'I've had enough.I saw you with her today at Queen St station.When you get home,all your stuff will be on the pavement.You and your floozie can get out.'
Since he's single and living near Birmingham,he didn't worry too much about it. Someone would have had rather a surprise when they returned home that night though

[Jay 2K Winger]

I've been entertaining the "Windows" calls by reading from my collection of Lovecraft's stories. Apparently, some of them can't hang up without a supervisor doing it, and also don't know what to do when you just read right over them.

I'm starting "Pickman's Model" this week.

For maximum effectiveness, dial up the ham and try to channel BRIAN BLESSED while doing it. Traumatize them!

Ours is an evil laugh. MWAHAHAHAHAHA

[Jester]

I've been entertaining the "Windows" calls by reading from my collection of Lovecraft's stories. Apparently, some of them can't hang up without a supervisor doing it, and also don't know what to do when you just read right over them.

I'm starting "Pickman's Model" this week.

Novel approach. I like it. Perhaps I'll read from some of my serial killer books. Either some of the more disturbed commentary of the killers themselves, or maybe the more graphic descriptions of what they did to their victims.

Ah, who am I kidding. While I would have no problem doing that, the vast majority of telemarketing calls I get are either (a) while I'm at work, so I can't answer it, (b) a robocall/recording bullshit, or (c) both.