Scammers are gettin' a little personal here

[MoonCat]

Here's an excerpt from the latest one I received (I bolded the, um, interesting bit):

All Governmental and Non-Governmental prostates, NGOs, Finance Companies, Banks, Security Companies and Courier companies which have been in contact with you of late have been instructed to back up from your transaction and you have been advised NOT to respond to them anymore since the IMF is now directly in charge of your payment.

[Sapphire Silk]

Do they understand they just instructed you not to pay?

I didn't realize organizations had prostates.

[dalesys]

I didn't realize organizations had prostates.

You're our expert... You palpate it...

[Kit-Ginevra]

Quite apt,given the orifice these sort of messagers are speaking forth from...

[Tama]

The best part is when you email them from a nice safe gmail account and make these kinds of mistakes yourself. Because then they think that that's how other people talk.

And that makes it harder for them to actually fleece people.

[MoonCat]

Do they understand they just instructed you not to pay?

They don't want me to pay someone else....they actually included a long list of names of supposed scammers (probably all the fake names they use themselves). It was quite a long letter, very amusing.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I didn't realize organizations had prostates.

Why not? Most organizations have assholes.

[Seanette]

So do women, and we don't have prostates.