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I like the way he thinks, but you and I both know that depriving me of alcohol won't kill me at all. Not even close. Remember, I'm a drunk, not an alcoholic. Big difference.
You can have only 10 Cane rum and Wild Turkey to drink.
You'll be welcoming death.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
Try every method listed in the Darwin Awards website, and stop when it works.
You won't win a Darwin Award, though. That's only for people who do it by accident, not on purpose.
PM me if you want to know the URL. I don't think the Site Rules allow me to post the URL publicly anyway, but just in case, I'm not taking any chances.
You can have only 10 Cane rum and Wild Turkey to drink.
You'll be welcoming death.
Right idea, wrong items. The old formula 10 Cane was turpentine, but the new formula isn't too bad. And Wild Turkey? Not so horrible.
If you really wanted me to wish for death, I'd be limited to Heineken, Barcelo Imperial rum, Jim Beam bourbon, Dynamite Cabernet, any kind of gin ever, any diet soda ever, tonic, Moutain Dew, Powerade, various cheapass rums, Coors Light, and Fat Tire beer.
Blech.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
You won't win a Darwin Award, though. That's only for people who do it by accident, not on purpose.
Not true. Darwin Awards are for people who die doing mind-bogglingly stupid things, often with plenty of forethought. Pure actual accidents are not eligible for Darwins.
You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga
Seraph killed by headbanging her computer after the 5 billionth person asked for free stuff. I'll even make this 2-for1 with my own demise playing too much Jet Set Radio Future.
Argabarga was just torn away by a herd of wild horses... turns out they really COULD do that.
Nah, I think you'll meet your demise by playing one to many practical jokes on Twitch.
At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
Not true. Darwin Awards are for people who die doing mind-bogglingly stupid things, often with plenty of forethought. Pure actual accidents are not eligible for Darwins.
Ah, but neither is actually trying to win a Darwin Award. They want to discourage you from doing stupid stuff, not encourage you!
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