Or, if you do, CERTAINLY don't call the cops. Not for ANY reason.
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Actually IIRC, from that Cops episode, the cops just made the neighbour give the plants back and otherwise just walked away. The cop may have even helped move the pots over the fence. The boys in blue seemed amused over the situation than looking to bust anyone for drugs or anything.
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Quoth Jetfire View PostActually IIRC, from that Cops episode, the cops just made the neighbour give the plants back and otherwise just walked away. The cop may have even helped move the pots over the fence. The boys in blue seemed amused over the situation than looking to bust anyone for drugs or anything.Replace anger management with stupidity management.
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Quoth drjonah View PostI can definitely understand why the customer didn't keep the receipt since it was clearance and most retail places sell clearance stuff 'as is'.
No I don't have a neighbor like that, but there is an adjacent house on the market.I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
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Quoth Argabarga View PostOr, if you do, CERTAINLY don't call the cops. Not for ANY reason.
FYI, there's a reason it's called "dope" . . and it's not because it makes one smart.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth Argabarga View PostAnd then there was that dummy who "liked" his own wanted poster on the police dept. FB page..... which gave them an IP address to find where he was at.....Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Lately we had similar genius here in Germany too. The kid had robbed a bank someplace in southern Germany and ran to hide in Hamburg (northern Germany). He went into an internet-cafe on the Reeperbahn to check the news about his robbery. They got some things wrong about it, apparently. So he emailed the police to put things right.
Yep, they got his ip-address and arrested him while he was still surfing the web. The police officers could walk there, the famous Davidwache is right across the street.No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostHe said the operative words right there. Just like he were a one of those dastardly Saturday morning cartoon bad guys. Heeheee"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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Quoth EricKei View PostKinda like declaring yourself "invincible" in any hero/comic/movie, etc -- it's a guarantee that you will soon receive a rapid, thorough ass-kicking.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Oops! Almost missed my cue! Time for another patented EricKei evil webcomic link!"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints...
TASTE THE LIME JELLO OF DEFEAT! -Gravekeeper
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