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  • Microsoft Scammer...

    So I just got re-introduced to the Microsoft scammer. The only problem was that they called from a Ontario number to a Michigan number. Since I'm quickly coming into the realm of step parent and quick Google skills showed me what the number was....I had some fun.

    S = Scammer
    B = Bunny

    *number rings into cell phone, quick Google of number*
    B: K? Whats wrong? Your supposed to be at your Mom's house.
    S: Uh no...not K...
    B: WHAT?! But this is K's emergency cell phone number, who are you? Where is my step son?
    S: No no no no *name* from Microsoft I'm...
    B: Microsoft?! The hell you trying to pull? This is my step sons number. Where is he? Is he okay? Who the hell are you? What have you done TO MY SON?! *cue the very very worried loud/panicky Mother voice*
    S: No...this is *name* from Microsoft and.... *voice is getting timid*
    B: Let me speak to my son! RIGHT NOW! I don't appreciate these games! I'll be there at his Mother's house in TEN minuets. He better be ready to come HOME NOW!
    S: I...uh I... *click*
    B: Idiots...

  • #2
    OMG that's hilarious!
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #3
      You win one Internet. That is absolutely beautiful!
      "If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM

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      • #4
        That is so awesome! Good job!

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        • #5
          Bwahahaha! I salute you, OP! Excellent serving of PWNADE(TM)
          PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

          There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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          • #6
            Anyone else getting the junk email from a relative forwarded to you like the subject is "FWD: website for (your name)"?
            ACNL Dream Address: 5300-6013-1370

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            • #7
              I need to remember this the next time they call. Panicky wife is just as scary as panicky mother.
              Random conversation:
              Me: Okay..so I think I get why Zoro wears a bandana
              DDD: Cuz it's cool

              So, by using the Doctor's reasoning, bow ties, fezzes and bandanas are cool.

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