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    My Sass Returns

    I got a new job at a new gas station after having experienced something pretty awful (See: Morons in Management)

    This gas station chain has a policy where we have to I.D. EVERYONE NO MATTER HOW OLD. We also sell beer.

    SC: I don't understand why you have to I.D. everyone, that's so stupid.
    Me: Well, I kinda like it. This way, I don't have to worry about being arrested. I just scan EVERYONE'S I.D. Works for me!
    SC: Yeah, whatever.

    ---

    SC: I didn't have a problem with being I.D.'d here BEFORE.
    Me: Here? Like this particular station?
    SC: Yeah, I came in before and they didn't I.D. me.
    Me: Impossible. We have to scan I.D. for everyone. If we don't, we're asked about it.
    SC: Well I don't understand. I don't have any other I.D. than this one. (non-scannable and non military or passport.)
    Me: Well, you know what? That doesn't really sound like my problem. Haha.

    At this point my CW, who is also sassy as hell, actually took care of it because I was 100% done.

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    SC: I'm 87 years old.
    Me: I just have to I.D. everyone.
    SC: But I'm 87.
    Me: And so young and handsome.
    SC: ...*hands me I.D.*

    ---

    SC: I'm going to need another quarter. This one is Canadian. This is a communist conspiracy!
    Me: A WHAT? HAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA A COMMUNIST CONSPIRACY. HAHAHA. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
    SC: *slinks away*

    ---

    SC: I always get over-charged for this beer. Your tag says 6.99 and you always try to sell it for 7.99!
    Me: Well I just printed out a new tag for it so next time you'll pay the actual price. Which is 7.99.
    SC: ...wait...
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    Yay Gaki's back! *snugs*

    Also I love the sass.
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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      I wonder if "Take it up with Corporate" would be a useful thing to add to your arsenal. We already know that little things like "I would like to KEEP this job, such as it is", "I can't afford a 5-10 thousand dollar fine, can you?", and "They arrest people for not carding customers here" (if applicable) don't really make a difference to some folks... And, of course, there's always the big daddy: "If we don't card you and everybody else, we could lose our liquor license. Know what they means? NO BEER FOR YOU!!"
      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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