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  • *snerk* *giggle* Advertising fail...

    On an ad for Kashi cereal... "When you start with flax, who knows where you'll go?"
    You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

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    Answer: 'Depends.'

    "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
    "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
    "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
    "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
    "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
    "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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    • #3
      Quoth EricKei View Post
      Answer: 'Depends.'

      Always.
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #4
        Hm. Start with flax, go to:
        Linen (clothing, bandaging, sailcloth, rope, etc etc).
        Furniture polish (linseed - aka flaxseed oil).
        Putty (linseed oil).
        Essential fatty acid food supplement (flaxseed oil - why not call it linseed oil?).
        Food (flaxseed).
        Floristry (flax flowers and foliage).
        Paper (from linen cloth).
        Linoleum (from linseed oil).
        Paint (from linseed oil).
        Cattle/animal feed (seeds mainly, but possibly foliage as well).
        Herbal medicine.
        Modern medicine (under research for cholesterol lowering, treatment of some cancers, diabetic blood sugar levelling, laxative effects).
        Seshat's self-help guide:
        1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
        2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
        3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
        4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

        "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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        • #5
          Ooh new chat-up line...I suppose a flax is out of the question...
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          • #6
            Linen (clothing, bandaging, sailcloth, rope, etc etc).
            ...And cash, if you're in the US ^_^
            "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
            "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
            "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
            "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
            "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
            "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
            Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
            "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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