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If you've got the money Honey, I've got the time.
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"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me." -
Dedicated to all the SCs out there:
You're a pain in my past, you're a thorn in my side.
I could give you California but you'd not be satisfied.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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How many times have you heard someone say
If I had his money I could do things my way.
But little they know that it's so hard to find
One rich man in ten with a satisfied mind."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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Deep underground
a young dwarf dreaming of a world
He never knew
He looked above the trees and mountains high
And saw a mote of blue.Comment
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You're the inspiration.
You are warned.
(I AM the Mad Parodist after all)
SC"...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I
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With a name like Dani California, time was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya..."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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Don't know what you've got, till its gone.....
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Oh, it's going down. I'm yelling timber.Quoth BroSCFischer View PostYou're the inspiration.
You are warned. (I AM the Mad Parodist after all)Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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When you hear my motor runningQuoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
You know I surely, I surely be coppin' a rise
So I'm gonna crank it up the engine
I'm a lumberjack now, babyPWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okayQuoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
I sleep all night and I work all dayAny fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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