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  • "Ask the Kiwi Guy" - The craziness returns!

    Since it is a new year, time for a fresh round of fun. I know I have some unanswered questions from the last thread, so I will likely make responses to them first, but also as I am now running something similar on another messageboard, I will be compiling questions from there and here into videos and uploading them, probably to Youtube.

    Other than that, you should know the drill by now. I'm going to allow 2 questions per person at a time, but remember, the more creative the question, the crazier the answer will likely become!

    "There is no such thing as a stupid question - until you ask it!"
    Violets are blue,
    Roses are red,
    I bequeath to thee...
    A boot to the head >_>

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    Yoshis come in many colors (the dinosaur thing from the Mario games). Which color Yoshi is superior to all the others?
    https://www.facebook.com/authorpatriciacorrell/

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    • #3
      What is the last digit of pi?
      ludo ergo sum

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      • #4
        7, prove me wrong.
        Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
        Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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        • #5
          Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

          Why do they call them "apartments" when they're all touching and/or in the same building?

          (cookies to anyone who gets the long-ago reference)

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          • #6
            Quoth Teefies2 View Post
            Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

            Why do they call them "apartments" when they're all touching and/or in the same building?

            (cookies to anyone who gets the long-ago reference)
            Both of these questions were asked in a previous thread, but I can always come up with fresh answers for them.

            Why do we (in the US) drive on "parkways" and park in "driveways"?
            Because the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man demands it.

            Why do we call them "apartments" when they're all stuck together?
            Because it is not a very well known fact, but apartment buildings are actually transformers, hence the need for them to come apart. No one knows how to actually activate them though, sadly. Please let me know if you find out.

            (those were the old answers, just for people to re-read)
            Violets are blue,
            Roses are red,
            I bequeath to thee...
            A boot to the head >_>

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            • #7
              Quoth gremcint View Post
              7, prove me wrong.
              Doable, by proving that there is no last digit of pi.
              Seshat's self-help guide:
              1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
              2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
              3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
              4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

              "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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              • #8
                Why are we Kiwi's so awesome?

                On a scale of 1 to Banana, what is your favourite colour of the alphabet?
                "On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
                Regards, Lord Baron Darth von Vaderham, esq. Middle brother to mharbourgirl & Squeaksmyalias

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                • #9
                  Quoth ApolloSZ View Post
                  On a scale of 1 to Banana, what is your favourite colour of the alphabet?
                  Do *NOT* say the "M" word!
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth ApolloSZ View Post
                    Why are we Kiwi's so awesome?
                    Because you steal things from us Aussies hehe
                    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                    • #11
                      Why am I always attracted to the green highliter?

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                      • #12
                        Quoth rvdammit View Post
                        What is the last digit of pi?
                        If written out in binary, the answer has to be 1. Think about it.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth fireheart View Post
                          Because you steal things from us Aussies hehe
                          Now now fire, I'm the one doing the answering here, don't make me clonk you over the head with my Skillet of Doom.

                          On the subject of responses, I'm working on a video, but I also have a university assignment due this coming friday, which is my top priority, so I can't give a concrete timeline, I'm expecting I will have it out next week.
                          Violets are blue,
                          Roses are red,
                          I bequeath to thee...
                          A boot to the head >_>

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