AND tried to burn down the apartment to hide the evidence!!
Luckily, it failed. I'm fine and there was no fire.
So let me explain. About an hour and a half ago I was cooking a late dinner for me and my fiancé. I had a saucepan of fresh carrots gently boiling away on medium heat on the right-rear "burner" (this is an electric stove). I had just set a skillet on the right-front burner and started heating up some oil in it when, abruptly and with no warning whatsoever, the right-rear burner shorted-out and EXPLODED, sending a massive geyser of sparks flying in all directions!!!
Man did I screech like a banshee when that happened. I quickly grabbed the saucepan off the burner and shut it off, staring at the smoking ruins of the burner element.
It took me several seconds to realize that 1) I'd mistakenly shut the front burner off (I quickly corrected that error!) 2) the burner had actually BLOWN A HOLE clear through the bottom of the saucepan, which was now pissing water all over the floor and 3) my fiancé had come running down the stairs and was standing next to me asking if I was OK and what the fuck happened.
I put the pot in the sink and stood watching the stove area for a couple minutes to make sure none of the sparks had started a fire. Very fortunately there was no fire, though yes, we do keep a fire extinguisher in the kitchen.
Holy fucking shit Batman, that was one of the most frightening things to happen to me in many a moon!
My fiancé told me she had been a split second away from dialing 911.
We're going to be calling the landlord in the morning. On the plus side, dinner was excellent. Chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, and gravy made from scratch. The carrots were ruined (the pot was filled with burnt metal shards) but I threw some frozen peas in the microwave.
Luckily, it failed. I'm fine and there was no fire.
So let me explain. About an hour and a half ago I was cooking a late dinner for me and my fiancé. I had a saucepan of fresh carrots gently boiling away on medium heat on the right-rear "burner" (this is an electric stove). I had just set a skillet on the right-front burner and started heating up some oil in it when, abruptly and with no warning whatsoever, the right-rear burner shorted-out and EXPLODED, sending a massive geyser of sparks flying in all directions!!!
Man did I screech like a banshee when that happened. I quickly grabbed the saucepan off the burner and shut it off, staring at the smoking ruins of the burner element.
It took me several seconds to realize that 1) I'd mistakenly shut the front burner off (I quickly corrected that error!) 2) the burner had actually BLOWN A HOLE clear through the bottom of the saucepan, which was now pissing water all over the floor and 3) my fiancé had come running down the stairs and was standing next to me asking if I was OK and what the fuck happened.
I put the pot in the sink and stood watching the stove area for a couple minutes to make sure none of the sparks had started a fire. Very fortunately there was no fire, though yes, we do keep a fire extinguisher in the kitchen.
Holy fucking shit Batman, that was one of the most frightening things to happen to me in many a moon!
My fiancé told me she had been a split second away from dialing 911.
We're going to be calling the landlord in the morning. On the plus side, dinner was excellent. Chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, and gravy made from scratch. The carrots were ruined (the pot was filled with burnt metal shards) but I threw some frozen peas in the microwave.
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