Loon #1 reported that there was a problem with the photocopter-fair enough it had been playing up. The problem was soon solved-'Sir,you haven't actually put anything in for it to copy...''Oh,I didn't realize I had to have it in the machine...
Loon #2-at the kiddies'sing-along-a-session,they started 'The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round'. This loon piped up from the end of his shelf 'Actually,they only go round when there's a force acting on them and the propulsion system enables them to go round through the action of the brakes producing a reaction' or something equally thrilling. Cue strange glances at him from kids and parents who ignore him and back to their singing.
Loon #3-could not log onto the computer or check out any books as she didn't know her password. Do you have a password-No. Do you have a library card-No. Are you a member of this library-No. Are you a member of any library-No. That'll be why then...
Loon #2-at the kiddies'sing-along-a-session,they started 'The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round'. This loon piped up from the end of his shelf 'Actually,they only go round when there's a force acting on them and the propulsion system enables them to go round through the action of the brakes producing a reaction' or something equally thrilling. Cue strange glances at him from kids and parents who ignore him and back to their singing.
Loon #3-could not log onto the computer or check out any books as she didn't know her password. Do you have a password-No. Do you have a library card-No. Are you a member of this library-No. Are you a member of any library-No. That'll be why then...
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