A voice app could work well if you use codewords. ^_^ You might sound silly but, with luck, they'll just think yer weird and avoid you.
e.g. instead of "burger too dry" : "tumbleweeds (e.g. feels like a desert)" -- instead of "wrong dessert" : "unhappy ending"
e.g. instead of "burger too dry" : "tumbleweeds (e.g. feels like a desert)" -- instead of "wrong dessert" : "unhappy ending"
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