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Oprah, party of 11!
Old 03-12-2015, 11:43 PM
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Default Oprah, party of 11!

My husband took me out to Olive Garden last night and while we were waiting, we heard the hostess call out, "Oprah, party of 11!" You can imagine how many people got excited hearing that. Unfortunately, "Oprah" didn't show up while we were still sitting there.
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

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Old 03-13-2015, 01:51 AM
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LOL because no one else in all the world is named Oprah, right?
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