I Wanted Breasts

[catcul]

Instead, I had to settle for a leg and a thigh.

I went to a fried chicken place to get lunch at noon. I ask for 2 breasts. They told me that their chicken breasts were still cooking. Either I could wait 10 minutes or order the leg and thigh. My lunch was still delicious.

I would think that a chicken place would have their breasts ready at noon.

[Kanalah]

Clearly they had a run on breakfast breasts.

[dalesys]

Four babes do some Bitchin'...

[fireheart]

I'd be happy to provide breasts....except that would turn this forum into a porn site

[TheSHAD0W]

Hey, at least they warned you, instead of ringing you up and then making you wait.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I Wanted Breasts

I know, but which pieces of chicken do you want?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I know, but which pieces of chicken do you want?

He did ask for breasts . . . he just didn't specify what KIND of breasts he wanted in the title.

I'd be happy to provide breasts....except that would turn this forum into a porn site

Now that would give an entirely new meaning to the name "Customers Suck" . . . wouldn't it?

[Mr Hero]

I'd be happy to provide breasts....except that would turn this forum into a porn site

Now that would give an entirely new meaning to the name "Customers Suck" . . . wouldn't it?

Make it happen, Raps!

[MoonCat]

I wonder how many people sprained their fingers in their rush to click on this story

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I wonder how many people sprained their fingers in their rush to click on this story

Not to mention which "fingers" got sprained in the mad rush.

And on that note, I'll be more than happy to start a new Pervfest thread (old one is closed) so all who are interested can let 'er rip.

[otakuneko]

Breasts? Who needs breasts?



Konata knows where it's at.

[catcul]

Hey, at least they warned you, instead of ringing you up and then making you wait.

All I wanted were two big, meaty breasts. Is that too much to ask?

I'd be happy to provide breasts....except that would turn this forum into a porn site

So, THAT explains the T-shirt.

[dalesys]

Breasts? Who needs breasts?
Konata knows where it's at.

No more than you can get in your mouse mouth.
Look what happened to Curly!

[LillFilly]

I like my chicken a little more risque...

[catcul]

"Are you going to make it to dinner?"
"Sorry, I'm a little tied up at the moment."