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  • #1

    Friday Night Plans

    Scene : Wally World SCO's 10 pm

    Character : 20 something guy in line in front of me

    His Purchases : One bed pillow, 2 packs of candles (scented type), and a bag of Snausages

    Me: <in my head> hmmm, what kinda kink is he up to???
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    What's a snausage?
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    • #3
      Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
      What's a snausage?
      C.M.O.T Dibbler sells them...

      ...for human consumption...
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      • #4
        Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
        What's a snausage?
        If you're on "roundworld" instead of Discworld, it's a brand of dog treat.
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        • #5
          The charitable interpretation is he has someone coming over for a romantic night and wants to keep fido quiet. The uncharitable interpretation also involves a romantic night...
          How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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          • #6
            I'm such a bummer, you guys. You see, when I go to a store for just a couple things, (not a "stock-up" trip) nothing I buy will be in any way related to each other. Maybe I've been amusing cashiers for years and had no idea? So anyway, I assume he needed a new pillow, and also felt like some candles, and a treat for his dog. Am I just the most unimaginative person in the world?
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            • #7
              Dog peed on the old pillow, candles are for the smell, and treats are for training?
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              • #8
                nar - There is a remote possibility that there could be a vague, outside chance that we may be the tiniest bit jaded
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                • #9
                  Me? Jaded? Most likely...

                  I know I have laughed at some random purchases I have made, wondering if the cashier was wondering why I needed a phone cord, duct tape, and garbage bags.

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                  • #10
                    I've been told that I'm very literal. I guess my mind doesn't make the jump from "someone is buying these things" to "huh, that is an odd combination of items, what could he need them all for?" I recently bought butter and tampons and plastic wrap in the same transaction... That was the time no one would come help me at the SCO. Maybe now I know why...
                    Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth registerrodeo View Post
                      Me? Jaded? Most likely...

                      I know I have laughed at some random purchases I have made, wondering if the cashier was wondering why I needed a phone cord, duct tape, and garbage bags.
                      And I wonder how many folks saw that and thought they may at some later point see you on a episode of "Snapped?"
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                      • #12
                        Why am I feeling inspired to go out and buy a bunch of unrelated items? Maybe we should turn it into a contest of some sort. Better yet, a reality show.
                        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                          Why am I feeling inspired to go out and buy a bunch of unrelated items? Maybe we should turn it into a contest of some sort. Better yet, a reality show.
                          This Devil's Panties strip seems appropriate...
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