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I'll just endanger my child's life so I don't have to walk 50 feet

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  • #16
    Quoth notalwaysright View Post
    It would be nice to have an emergency turn-off button that you could/are allowed to use. Cart on escalator? Well, now it's stairs. Good luck with that.
    Escalators eat toes, long skirts, and other such things on a regular basis. Don't get on one until you see the big red emergency stop button. In fact, if you feel like being a good neighbour, glance at every escalator you pass, just to see if there's trouble or incipent trouble.

    There's a reason there's a sign on escalators promoting closed-toe shoes, and warning you to stay off the yellow section at each side. I've been a lot more wary of escalators since one ate my favourite long skirt. (Thankfully it was only material damage.)
    Seshat's self-help guide:
    1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

    "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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    • #17
      Great story on how not to be a parent of the year.

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