Staggering around in your underpants does not get you £££

[Kit-Ginevra]

Nice try but no....Glad we have a nice sensible judge who will not be crediting him with this

From our local paper

Mr. R was charged with being drunk and disorderly in a public place namely the Cathedral Green, being a public nuisance and resisting arrest.... He was refused compensation for members of the public laughing at him after his trousers fell down whilst he was trying to run away from the police

[Buzzard]

Although he should plan ahead and charge admission next time. I'm sure that some folk were mightily entertained.

[FenigDurak]

Link to an appropriate Simpsons reference

[Monterey Jack]

"And now, the Crazy Old Guy Dancers!"