I work for a magazine publisher in subscription services, and for a while, I've been collecting some of the bizarre things said to me. Here's a short list for your entertainment...
I forgot my psychic helmet...
Me: How can I help you?
S: I'mC missing issues of my magazine - you need to send them to me!
Me: Which issues are you missing?
SC: I don't know! I don't ever open them! You should know which ones I didn't get!
This subscriber sent in an early renewal request and received the bill for the order
SC: Why would I do that?!
About automatic renewal
SC: I signed up for this automatic renewal service, but this bill you keep sending me is extortion!
I didn't have the current copy of the magazine this caller was asking about on my desk
SC: I'll just have to send a letter to your president on asbestos paper, then!
In 2014
SC: I paid for a 2 year subscription in 2008 and never got a single issue! I couldn't find a phone number to report it until now, so you need to credit me for all of those issues.
This took place in May 2014
SC: Why are you still sending me these magazines??! The subscription expired in August 2014!!
About the removal of horoscopes
SC: There are thousands of people that rely on the horoscopes in this magazine to live! How dare you take them out with no notice?!
About pictures of people in swimsuits
SC: I have to protect my husband from the nudity that society forces on him, so I have to cancel his subscription to this magazine. He can't see these sorts of things!
This is just a quick list from the notes I found while packing to move. I keep my main "Comment of the Day" notebook at work - I'll bring it home someday and share more.
I forgot my psychic helmet...
Me: How can I help you?
S: I'mC missing issues of my magazine - you need to send them to me!
Me: Which issues are you missing?
SC: I don't know! I don't ever open them! You should know which ones I didn't get!
This subscriber sent in an early renewal request and received the bill for the order
SC: Why would I do that?!
About automatic renewal
SC: I signed up for this automatic renewal service, but this bill you keep sending me is extortion!
I didn't have the current copy of the magazine this caller was asking about on my desk
SC: I'll just have to send a letter to your president on asbestos paper, then!
In 2014
SC: I paid for a 2 year subscription in 2008 and never got a single issue! I couldn't find a phone number to report it until now, so you need to credit me for all of those issues.
This took place in May 2014
SC: Why are you still sending me these magazines??! The subscription expired in August 2014!!
About the removal of horoscopes
SC: There are thousands of people that rely on the horoscopes in this magazine to live! How dare you take them out with no notice?!
About pictures of people in swimsuits
SC: I have to protect my husband from the nudity that society forces on him, so I have to cancel his subscription to this magazine. He can't see these sorts of things!
This is just a quick list from the notes I found while packing to move. I keep my main "Comment of the Day" notebook at work - I'll bring it home someday and share more.
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