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  • i'm GOING to do this... oh NO you're not

    putting this here, as i got the story 2nd hand after the fact from my co-worker/supervisor who handled it

    we had a family in one of our deluxe cabins this weekend(really posh lil affairs... kitchenette (with full sized fridge, microwave, coffee pot, and toaster), full bathroom (with shower/tub), beds, AC/heat, and a gas grill with side burner and a fire ring outside). cabins check out by 11am, but we allow people a late checkout for a fee IF the site is unoccupied after them. if they DO need (or want) to vacate on time, they are still welcome to stay in the park and enjoy the facilities, just as long as they get out of the site/cabin and let us get in to clean it. this family had been nice the whole stay... i mostly dealt with the mom.

    queue the dad, yesterday morning. i forget how my coworker (who also happens to be the office supervisor) said the conversation started, but at some point he asked when checkout was. he got the answer of 11am.

    sucky dad (SD): oh that just won't work. i still have kids asleep
    awesome coworker (AC): well, you'll have to go wake them up then.
    SD: i'm GETTING a late checkout (didn't ask if he could have it. just said he was taking it... with a snotty tone. keep in mind, everything he said in this conversation was said with a very snotty tone)
    AC: uhhm noooo you're not. i have someone coming in to that cabin this evening. we HAVE to get in to clean it
    SD: they told me i could have late checkout! (the mythical "they")
    AC: well, they were wrong. that site is booked. you have to vacate it
    SD: i NEED to cook breakfast. where am i going to cook?
    AC: (at this point she said she thought to herself "not my problem" but what she SAID was) we have a camping kitchen... 3 electric stove tops and 3 sinks. right over here behind the office
    SD: no, i need fire. i'm GOING to go cook on the grill on (other site)
    AC: noooo you're not. that site is also booked and just got cleaned
    SD: well what can i do then?
    AC: what you CAN do is buy a fire ring grate to cook on from the store, and go to a site i TELL you you can go to
    SD: (i imagine he probably made catbutt face right here) can i pay a LOAN fee for a grate? (said super sarcastically)
    AC: no sorry (sh*teating grin and fake sincerity in her voice on the "sorry") we don't have any to loan out, only the ones for sale in the store

    he finally bought a grate, and as he was walking out, coworker hit him with an over-the-top cheerful "Thank you! have a GREAT day!"


    the wife came back in much later to take care of a paperwork thing that she'd asked me about the previous day, and she was just as cheerful and happy as ever. lol

  • #2
    It's my dream to have one of these conversations. Why didn't he know the checkout time beforehand? That's important info. Some people...
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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    • #3
      I'm sure he knew...he just didn't want to comply.
      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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      • #4
        Resistance is futile.

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        • #5
          *throws SC out of an airlock*

          Resistaaaance....is uselessss....

          Oh wait, I never got to read him any of my poetry...
          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
          "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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          • #6
            OK, I can sleep late with the best of 'em, but his kids are still asleep at 11 AM AND he hasn't made breakfast yet? It's nearly time for lunch, buddy!
            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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            • #7
              In a situation like that (SC telling you what he's going to do rather than asking), I'd be tempted to tell him that while the normal checkout time is 11:00, since the customer booking the cabin for the next day has already informed you that he WILL be getting an early check-in, his check-out time is 6:00 so you can get the cabin ready in time for the other customer's early check-in.
              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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