The Irony...

[Aria]

So I recently bought a book about the gut. It's a fascinating read, I'm loving it! It addresses all kinds of things in a fun and humorous way.

I had just gotten to the chapter on vomit when I put it down on the table. Came back to find that my ancient cat - 22 years old - had puked all over it. I said to her, "It didn't need an illustration!"

*sigh*

[Tama]

It could be worse, she could have shit on the chapter about feces.

[wolfie]

Could have been a lot worse - could have been a physics text, and you could have come back into the room and found she'd "collapsed the state vector" while lying on the book which was open to the section on Schrodinger's Cat.

[Teefies2]

I'm sorry ... if you're 99 (or whatever 22 in cat years is), you can puke wherever the hell you want!